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Song Parodies -> "He's Causin' Car Wrecks"
Original Song Title:
"Let's Talk About Sex"
Original Performer:
Salt N Pepa
Parody Song Title:
"He's Causin' Car Wrecks"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Based off these lyrics from azlyrics, which is why there are only 2 verses as opposed to 3, like the vid I was usin. And since I'm terrible at dragging parodies out, I kept it at 2.
(Yo, I don't think you should talk about this)
(Come on, why not?)
(People might vote lots of ones 'cause it's about accidents, right?)
(Hey, it's worked before, so shut it!)
He's causin' car wrecks, baby
My car's wrapped around a tree
He collected ev'ry single
Car that was on Highway 3
He's causin' car wrecks
He's makin' a mess!
He causes car wrecks
Too many car wrecks!
He's causin car wrecks and pain
I think he does it ev'ry single day
In fact, it's gettin' T3H L4M3*
He can't drive, he strives to get home in time for
The new ep of 24
But he makes a car wreck right in front of the new video store
5 Chevvies, 4 Macs and a Ford
It's not like he's part of the end car-pile
But oh no, he survived, that's just his style
He acts like he didn't have a choice
"They got in my way, so what? Why won't you shut the hell up?!"
Well, you're wreckin' lives, so stop it!
Or I'll beat your face in!
He's causin' car wrecks, baby
He smashed my new FPV
Went through a red light and caused a
Car pile with his SUV
Keeps causin' car wrecks
Too many car wrecks!
A lot of car wrecks
Oh boy what a mess!
Cars get smashed, ain't nothin' left but scrap
You gotta move fast when that boy is goin' too fast
Now my Ford's no more, I was just takin' it for tunin'
I'm pickin' up bits, and of course I am FUMIN'
Mad, ticked, P. O'd, or whatever
Just wanna get him off the road FOREVER
With haste, run to his place, get duct tape
Strap him down and gag him with a steak that's rottin' a bit
Throw in the basement, then leave the key in your back pocket
And please don't say you think that it is cruel
There ain't a man alive who ain't pissed off that damned fool
'Cause he smashed their HSV, or their new Mazda 3
Or FPV, Chevvie, Scion xB
Although that last one is quite alright with me
But it's a wreck, and up next is a heck of a suit
"Endangering coupes"
He caused a car wreck, baby
Er, hang on, it's two, no, three!
Aw hell, he keeps smashing cars up
And I can't count at that speed!
He's causin' car wrecks
A lot of car wrecks!
Too many car wrecks
Why does he cause wrecks?
Lawyer, where's my lawyer? Where'd he go - need him now!
Come on, need a lawyer - he caused a car wreck, I'll sue!
Lawyer, where's my lawyer? Where'd he go - need him now!
Come on, need a lawyer - he caused a car wreck, I'll sue!
(Man, I don't think this is gonna work out in the court room)
(And why not? He caused a car wreck! Everybody gets wrecked!
(I mean, you should leave out all the violent stuff)
(Come on, the judge will only listen to that stuff)
He's causin' car wrecks, baby
My new WRC
Is now strewn across the highway
Glad I landed in someone's Jeep
He caused a car wreck
A bloody car wreck!
Another car wreck
I'm sick of car wrecks!
(Come on, why not?)
(People might vote lots of ones 'cause it's about accidents, right?)
(Hey, it's worked before, so shut it!)
He's causin' car wrecks, baby
My car's wrapped around a tree
He collected ev'ry single
Car that was on Highway 3
He's causin' car wrecks
He's makin' a mess!
He causes car wrecks
Too many car wrecks!
He's causin car wrecks and pain
I think he does it ev'ry single day
In fact, it's gettin' T3H L4M3*
He can't drive, he strives to get home in time for
The new ep of 24
But he makes a car wreck right in front of the new video store
5 Chevvies, 4 Macs and a Ford
It's not like he's part of the end car-pile
But oh no, he survived, that's just his style
He acts like he didn't have a choice
"They got in my way, so what? Why won't you shut the hell up?!"
Well, you're wreckin' lives, so stop it!
Or I'll beat your face in!
He's causin' car wrecks, baby
He smashed my new FPV
Went through a red light and caused a
Car pile with his SUV
Keeps causin' car wrecks
Too many car wrecks!
A lot of car wrecks
Oh boy what a mess!
Cars get smashed, ain't nothin' left but scrap
You gotta move fast when that boy is goin' too fast
Now my Ford's no more, I was just takin' it for tunin'
I'm pickin' up bits, and of course I am FUMIN'
Mad, ticked, P. O'd, or whatever
Just wanna get him off the road FOREVER
With haste, run to his place, get duct tape
Strap him down and gag him with a steak that's rottin' a bit
Throw in the basement, then leave the key in your back pocket
And please don't say you think that it is cruel
There ain't a man alive who ain't pissed off that damned fool
'Cause he smashed their HSV, or their new Mazda 3
Or FPV, Chevvie, Scion xB
Although that last one is quite alright with me
But it's a wreck, and up next is a heck of a suit
"Endangering coupes"
He caused a car wreck, baby
Er, hang on, it's two, no, three!
Aw hell, he keeps smashing cars up
And I can't count at that speed!
He's causin' car wrecks
A lot of car wrecks!
Too many car wrecks
Why does he cause wrecks?
Lawyer, where's my lawyer? Where'd he go - need him now!
Come on, need a lawyer - he caused a car wreck, I'll sue!
Lawyer, where's my lawyer? Where'd he go - need him now!
Come on, need a lawyer - he caused a car wreck, I'll sue!
(Man, I don't think this is gonna work out in the court room)
(And why not? He caused a car wreck! Everybody gets wrecked!
(I mean, you should leave out all the violent stuff)
(Come on, the judge will only listen to that stuff)
He's causin' car wrecks, baby
My new WRC
Is now strewn across the highway
Glad I landed in someone's Jeep
He caused a car wreck
A bloody car wreck!
Another car wreck
I'm sick of car wrecks!
For Artistry. * this means 'teh lame' in leet-speak...at least I think it does. And this topic has 'worked before'. and not just by me.
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| 5 | 15 | 14 | 14 |
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The topic indeed has "worked before" with wannabemustangjockey, and you worked here very nicely, too! Smooth rapping verses coupled with varied choruses. Good job!
Awesome job! Loved the idea too,5s
You drove this one home quite well... 5-5-5
Sounds like this guy needs to take a brake from driving. 555
Wannabeconquererjockey... This was some wild ride!!!
I went to school with that guy. Funny stuff, conq.
Very funny, though it was also to a lyric sheet--and again would be difficult to perform as a result to an actual backing track--but still funny
I knew this guy in high school, I think. At one point some asked "How long does it take to get from Duncan to Mill Bay? Fifteen minutes?" And someone else said "Eight minutes if you're Dave". Nice job.
(Artistry) It's apparent by now that most sets of lyrics available on the 'net for this song are not good. Funny and well paced with good internal rhyming and I liked "Strap him down and gag him with a steak..." ::o. Road rage at its finest. : )
SOTM - Speeddevil Of The Month.
555 mph
(SOTM) Wrecks populi (no offense, Rex U.) !!:)
-Originality: (C): Not exactly the most creative parody you've done, it's like you spent too much time reading Wannabemustangjockey's work and listening to too much Salt N Pepa. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't an outstanding peice by you either. -Pacing: (D): Since you based this on a lyrics sheet you missed a whole heck of a lot, like almost half the song, that last verse was really pretty long, and since you left that out the parody didn't read as it should be and I don't think Dave could really perform this one for you, I also got lost while I was following along with the song. -Comedy (C+): I think car crashes are pretty funny, the duct tape line was also pretty good. The only problems I had with this parody were the list of cars (You didn't really need to go in detail on the names and stuff), and the leet was kinda random. -Overall (C+): Not one of your best in my opinion, but Salt N Pepa was a pretty challanging band and I'll have to give you props for that alone.
(SOTM-NOV) This guy is a one man wreckin' crew. I read this parody, then I had to run an errand before I could write this comment. The OS was on the radio in the car and I almost wrecked. (True story) Whoda thunk it?
(SOTM) Comment above
(SOTM) Wreckingly brilliant!
(SOTM) wow, this is very very good, bobpie - you've been doing some great stuff lately - the thing I liked most was the empthasised three-punches you came up with for the "SEX-BA-BY!" subs, like "Er, hang on, it's two, no, three!" - they worked every time - that's great pacing - I'm sure wannabemj would approve too - 555
(SOTM) My comment is the same as my previous comment, great lyrics. . .
SOTM- Absolutely smashing! Good job, Conqueror.
(SOTM) I really liked this, bobpie....you're getting more and more confident with your use of language each new parody. 555
I can remember when this song came out... must have been aeons ago. Anyway, a well-worked parody, but a trifle lacking in inspiration for something this long - it did get a bit same-y by the end.
Actually a good title for the OD, I enjoyed reading this as well.
See above,5s
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