Kill The Zombies!

Shotgun
There is a whole ton
Make ‘em stunned
Blast ‘em in the foot
As they move like a drunk

You’re lunch
If you get Zombie bites (Yikes!)
You’ve become French Fries

So just pull out your blade
Make their brains maimed
Spray a can of Glade
They smell bad like a sewer drain

People eatin’
They’ll just chomp on your @ss
With some Pepsi in their glass
Your life has passed

Hidin’ from the Living Dead
Under covers of your bed or in sheds
Till you’re shreds

I might be a nutter
But you must trust me
It might be risky
But don’t yell out a scream
They’ll keep feeding
And they’ll munch down
On your belt
What you felt
Are the jaws that a Zombie dealt
That’s what they do to make you one too
Tons of crazy redneck dudes
Who like to shoot rounds!

My gun shoots twice
Blast one, blast two!
We’ll dispose of decay
Angry zombies after you
Board your doors up
Lock ‘em up
Yell for “Mommy!”
Kill The Zombies!

They’re as cold as ice
Shoot one, shoot two!
Everybody’s afraid
Hungry zombies want some food
Get a headshot
A great spot!
Need an army!
Kill the Zombies!

So come and join in our wolf pack
Spill the beans of the known facts
You’d best drop the megaphone or we’ll get trapped
We don’t need undead with lips smacking
Our one use to them is for only light snacking

So we’re grouped with our troop
Hicks, nerds, and one streaker
A scientist guy is our number one leader
Dissection
Inspection
They are all screwed, when the brain’s removed

With a “Boom!” and “Ka-Pow!”
We’ll ram ya!
Oh my God! That zombie’s my grandma!
I flashed ya with my camera

Grabbed rocket-launcher and a ton of bombs
World War Z’s worse than Saddam
It’s creepy!
Stumble and moan like they are all sleepy

Undead, count-check? (We’re doomed!)
More zoomed from the tomb
And now we’re through
We’re deader than The Beatles
Harrison and Lennon (Not Ringo)
And the kids ate by Dingoes

These guys aren’t nice
No, They’re quite rude
But we’ll blow ‘em away
Turn their brains all into goo
Drink a hot cup
To stay up
That hot coffee
Kill the Zombies!

They’ve got some lice
Used like shampoo
We won’t be their buffet
Cause we’ve got a job to do
Loads your guns up
Load ‘em up
Don’t be Gandhi
Kill The Zombies!

(Zombie Starts Rapping)

I am going to eat the whole dang town!
I’m not sneaky on my mission
Not a Ninja, I’m out human fishin’

Hear my loud roar
My breath it sure smells like sin
I’ve got mice crawling in my brain, and they fall from it

(Night of the Living Dead)
We’ll all eat’cha
Graveyard is where we all start
Drag what this virus created to make you squirt blood
Zombies rising up right of the ground
To scare ya
You’re torn to bits!

(Redneck)

Guns and some bombs and some throwers of flame
When I’ll kill these things you’ll all know my name
You’ll scream like a child in fear, but you’ll cheer
When the news reveals I knocked their lights out
Now I fight louts
Undead armies?
It’s dark and stormy
“Watch out!” is my warning

They’re gonna make you fret all night
Hold tight
Blast their heads off it’s your turn to strike!

Since they’re killing make them stop it!
For them this is more fun than “Bop-It”
It’s rotten

Zombies smell your fear
They’ll stagger and claw until you died
But it’s no time to just hide
People died!
Blast them in the knee
Won’t cry or bleed
Came here this time due to gypsy hexing!
It’s perplexing
Need jobs?
Hire them in Hot Topic for the Goths

Freaked out! Some green stuff just leaked out!
That barrel full of green slime
And a man popped out of the ground
It’s not practice this time
It’s my turn to shine! Shoot the guy! It’s sublime!

His hand’s a vice
And he’ll choke you
In the Zombie café
You are their favorite food
They will eat us
Eat us up
We taste Yummy
Kill The Zombies!

They don’t like rice
But they eat Stu
And their skin is all gray
They sure need the Queer Eye crew
You watch your butt
Or be lunch
Watch out Dummy!
Kill The Zombies!

Take the good advice
That we’re giving you
You might just live today
If you hear what we tell you
So learn all this stuff
Listen up
Don’t be napping
Kill The Zombies!