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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Survive a .45!"
Original Song Title:
"I Can't Drive 55"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sammy Hagar
Parody Song Title:
"I Can't Survive a .45!"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
More Osama material... (assumption for now that the SEAL used a SOCOM .45)...
One foot on the run and one in the grave, hey!
Well, there's too much surveillance, I won‘t last, no!
So I tried my best to hide away
A big black stealth helo came and ST6 took my life away!
(Chorus)
Go on and shoot me up with a HK .45
Right in the face, I’m wanted dead or alive
Take my life, I won’t survive
'cause I can't survive a .45!
Oh No! Allah!
So I blew up the Twin Towers ‘01, hey!
Yeah, the US said, "Osama, you’re gonna pay
We’re gonna hunt your ass down, you understand?"
Bombed me in the caves, said, "Get ya in Afghanistan"
I said "So what!, (I’m in) Pakistan!"
Go on and shoot me up with a HK .45
Right in the face, I’m wanted dead or alive
Take my life, I won’t survive
'cause I can't survive a .45!
Oh, No!
I can't survive a .45! (four times)
Aaah! (Solo)
When the SEALs attacked, you know it's hard to fear
And I couldn’t just escape out of the third floor
My wife used herself as a shield- shot, fell away
Shit - I got shot in the head with no time to pray!
Go on and shoot me up with a HK .45
Right in the face, I’m wanted dead or alive
Take my life, I won’t survive
'cause I can't survive a .45!
No, no, no, I can't survive...(I can't survive a .45!)
I can't survive... (I can't survive a .45!)
I can't survive a .45!
Well, there's too much surveillance, I won‘t last, no!
So I tried my best to hide away
A big black stealth helo came and ST6 took my life away!
(Chorus)
Go on and shoot me up with a HK .45
Right in the face, I’m wanted dead or alive
Take my life, I won’t survive
'cause I can't survive a .45!
Oh No! Allah!
So I blew up the Twin Towers ‘01, hey!
Yeah, the US said, "Osama, you’re gonna pay
We’re gonna hunt your ass down, you understand?"
Bombed me in the caves, said, "Get ya in Afghanistan"
I said "So what!, (I’m in) Pakistan!"
Go on and shoot me up with a HK .45
Right in the face, I’m wanted dead or alive
Take my life, I won’t survive
'cause I can't survive a .45!
Oh, No!
I can't survive a .45! (four times)
Aaah! (Solo)
When the SEALs attacked, you know it's hard to fear
And I couldn’t just escape out of the third floor
My wife used herself as a shield- shot, fell away
Shit - I got shot in the head with no time to pray!
Go on and shoot me up with a HK .45
Right in the face, I’m wanted dead or alive
Take my life, I won’t survive
'cause I can't survive a .45!
No, no, no, I can't survive...(I can't survive a .45!)
I can't survive... (I can't survive a .45!)
I can't survive a .45!
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Wow! this one breaks a "45" RPM record! ;-D A triple 5 salute to you! :-)
Osama was probably shot with a M-4 or SCAR or any other type of assault rifle... or perhaps a SMG... but they carry many German arms, some of them specifically ordered for the SEALs (HK provides them with P-11 underwater pistols, SOCOM .45s, MP-7 SMG, etc...).
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