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Song Parodies -> "Cool"

Original Song Title:

"Smooth"

Original Performer:

Sanatana

Parody Song Title:

"Cool"

Parody Written by:

Weird Bob Schnautz

The Lyrics

I wrote this parody for fun on the way in to work, because Smooth was stuck in my head. Now I have a new song stuck in my head.
I never got one
I never got to play as anyone
I hear you snicker when you hear my audition
But see I'm no fool
I'm such a leader
I know you never seem to see that
I play a tree for every season
And it isn't cool

And I say these lines ain't good enough
I would give my role to anyone
I could play a part, a better one for sure
And it'd be so cool

I know the motions to every tune
I give the same audition as any dude
You only like the others
But I could be so good
Give me a part in this film
Or just forget about me

Well I'll tell you one thing
And I could leave and leave you crying, hey
Or I could be dead, never return
I feel ashamed playing this role
Role as a silly oak
But I could give you more than anyone
I feel the burning of my world, never promoted
Just moving down and down

And I say these lines ain't good enough
I would give my role to anyone
I could play a part, a better one for sure
And it'd be so cool

I know the motions to every tune
I give the same audition as any dude
You only like the others
But I could be so good
Give me a part in this film
Or just forget about me

I know the motions to every tune
I give the same audition as any dude
You only like the others
But I could be so good
Give me a part in this film
Or just forget about me
Or just forget about me
Or just forget about me
Or just forget about me
Or just forget about me
Or just forget about me
Or just forget about me
Or just forget about me
Or just forget about me
If you think my lyrics are bad, listen to me sing my parodies: Weird Bob Schnautz
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Weird Bob Schnautz - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Hopefully you get the gist of what I'm saying in this song. I didn't explain the topic, but if I need to, let me know. This is my first parody in a LONG time...over a year (with the exception of a private one which I don't plan on releasing to the public!) I wish I knew Smooth better...that way I could make sure the verses actually line up correctly. I went by the lyrics when I searched for them instead of hearing the tune.
Gilda Radner - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Sanatana? Is he somehow related to Rosanna Rosannadanna?
MIKE - April 18, 2012 - Report this comment
er it's santana

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