listen as the wind blow from across the gaaaame board
soldiers trapped in a castle in a trapped dungeon
a knight is my companion this heavy sword my guide
would i spend forever here a nerd in paradise

and i would be the one
to rescue the queen
kiss her so hard
i could play this game all day
and you know, my queens name is
sarah mclauchlin

through this virtual palace
ate nothing but lo mein
trying to find a traveler to join
the truth paul pierce

oh im bombarded with riddles
a pattern of scheme rhymes
my body aches from this long quest
and im all stressed out from lice

and i would be the one
to finish strong
win some awards
at the next comic con
and after
don't need real life
this is my cult dear

in the forest i wander
enemies that i dread
and a day just passing by
this path will never end

oh into a fake society
a geek with all his pride
and ill get all the cheerleaders
and i wont be denied

(repeat 2nd chorus)