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Song Parodies -> "I Will Dismember You"
Original Song Title:
"I Will Remember You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sarah McLachlan
Parody Song Title:
"I Will Dismember You"
Parody Written by:
Blaydeman
The Lyrics
Psychotic. insane, supernatural serial killers have feelings too. And they have a right to be loved just like the rest of us! Only don't break their hearts.....
Chorus: I will dismember you
With my large machete
You faked our love
The last time
No love for a beast like me
Verse 1: Remember the good times
That we had?
I creeped on you in the woods
But you were bad
Clearly I first saw you
Bangin’ in the tent
With some jerk, I stabbed his body
Think his name was Trent
Chorus: I will dismember you
Cuz you went and crossed me
You ran away
In the night
By the morn you’ll rest in peace
Verse 2: I can’t die, soon you will see
Cut me with the edge of something, I won’t bleed
It’s funny when you’re horror-struck
And I’m right behind the door
I’ll cut you to pieces
Splattered on the floor
Chorus: I will dismember you
Pieces, yes you shall be
Don’t try to run
You can’t hide
Fast or not, I’m right behind
Verse 3: Not afraid to cut you
I’m more afraid of stains
Cleaning all my masks and jackets
Is a pain
Thought we had a fondness
Deeper than my cave
Gave you everything I had
Now no one will save
Chorus: I will dismember you
We could have been happy
With you in chains
As my wife
That’s no more, I’ll take your life
Chorus: I just dismembered you
I bet that you’re sorry
But what’s that sound?
In the woods
Could that be, the girl for me?
With my large machete
You faked our love
The last time
No love for a beast like me
Verse 1: Remember the good times
That we had?
I creeped on you in the woods
But you were bad
Clearly I first saw you
Bangin’ in the tent
With some jerk, I stabbed his body
Think his name was Trent
Chorus: I will dismember you
Cuz you went and crossed me
You ran away
In the night
By the morn you’ll rest in peace
Verse 2: I can’t die, soon you will see
Cut me with the edge of something, I won’t bleed
It’s funny when you’re horror-struck
And I’m right behind the door
I’ll cut you to pieces
Splattered on the floor
Chorus: I will dismember you
Pieces, yes you shall be
Don’t try to run
You can’t hide
Fast or not, I’m right behind
Verse 3: Not afraid to cut you
I’m more afraid of stains
Cleaning all my masks and jackets
Is a pain
Thought we had a fondness
Deeper than my cave
Gave you everything I had
Now no one will save
Chorus: I will dismember you
We could have been happy
With you in chains
As my wife
That’s no more, I’ll take your life
Chorus: I just dismembered you
I bet that you’re sorry
But what’s that sound?
In the woods
Could that be, the girl for me?
October 9, 2012. Please rate and COMMENT!!!!! :)
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I really like the part where he is ruing all the mess it makes.. ! Also "think his name was Trent".
This song totally deserved the sick and twisted psychopathic treatment that it got. It's far too sappy for it's own damn good.
It reads a heck of a lot like death metal lyrics. Too much so. I wish I could say I was amused. It's not you..it's me. :)
It kind of reminds me of a fanfic someone wrote about a girlband. You can guess why he got arrested but still, lol. But then again death metal bands are allowed to get away with something like that.
(ABC) This totally sounds like something Freddy Kreuger would sing. If the guy is nuts enough to kill a kid with the Power Glove, I think singing a parody of the world's sappiest song would fit right in. Fantastic parody here, B-Man. 555!
He sounds charming... I agree that this OS deserved some psycho treatment. Funny stuff, but 'Pieces, yes you shall be' stood out to me
I would really love for someone to record this and play it over a Jason Vorhees montage...that'd be hilarious- just like this spoof. Nice job!
Somewhat surprised you didnt do this to Skid Row's "I Remember You". 555 blits
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