-> "Help Me"
Original Song Title:
"Hold Me"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Help Me"
The Lyrics
Hey - Yeah
If I can't find a way out of these problems
Then maybe I won't make it
Taking laxatives,
Just doesn't seem to help all my digestion,
and now I need some advice.
Might need you to pump me tonight
Might need you to say it's alright
Might need you to take me to the doctor
Cause tonight I'm finding it hard to poop it out
Help me tonight
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Say it's alright
Hey - Yeah
More than stomach pains I hate this silence
It's getting so loud
And I wanna hear
the poop hitting the water in the toilet
Making it splash real high
So tell me aren't laxatives,
supposed to help to ease all my pain?
I'm willing to do anything
To calm this rumbling and gas
I've never been the praying kind
But, Nili, I've been down upon my knees
Just looking for a miracle, and a reason to believe
That you will help me tonight
That you will say it's alright
That you will take me to the doctor
Cause tonight I'm finding it hard to poop it out
Do you remember not long ago?
How I used to poop everyday
Cherish each moment
Now I don't poop I just have so much gas inside,
Deep inside
That's why you gotta help me
Hey - Yeah
If I can't find a way out of these problems
Then maybe I won't make it
Taking laxatives,
Just doesn't seem to help all my digestion,
and now I need some advice.
Might need you to pump me tonight
Might need you to say it's alright
Might need you to take me to the doctor
Cause tonight I'm finding it hard to poop it out
Pump me tonight
Might need you to say it's alright
Might need you to take a match and hold it up close
Cause tonight I'm finding it hard to poop it out
Pump me tonight
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Say it's alright
Oh yeah yeah
I might need you to take a match and hold it up close
Cause tonight I'm finding it hard to poop it out.
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