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Song Parodies -> "Get Woke, Go Broke"

Original Song Title:

"No Pain, No Gain"

Original Performer:

Scorpions

Parody Song Title:

"Get Woke, Go Broke"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

It's time to borrow a classic intro from the great Spaff: Most of my stuff is inappropriate to somebody. At least I hope it is, or it wouldn't be satire.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Argues on Twitter, stealing from stores
Neutered twice, have stones in the drawers
They love their sourdough cricket bread
They fear cholest'rol kills them dead
Out on the streets, furries will roar
All decent things are cause for war
The empty bleats and shelves in the mall
For builders of better they've fixed naught at all

The-Current-Thing™ goes down in smoke

Get woke, go broke
Get woke, go broke

No more security, building of walls
Taxes from Hell, drained malls
The righteous team now rules the land
Time is here for Biden's Fatherland

The-Current-Thing™'s a freedom choke

Get woke, go broke
Get woke, go broke
Get woke, go broke
Get woke, go broke

They're eating tofu snacks
Life matters just for blacks
Impeachments stacks the courts
The only loss - aborts for sports

The price of gas will surpass coke
Their green reset's a cosmic joke

Get woke, go broke
Get woke, go broke

© Peter Andersson.

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