[spoken]
Coming soon to the Sony Playstation 3 is Nintendo's Super Smash Bros. Brawl, not just a Wii game, it will also make its way to Xbox 360... and what else? The PS3!

Guess who's back? The judoka behind the Sega Saturn ads
He survived after a vicious missile threat
Still using his head to break a pile of bricks
He's coming back... on the Smash Bros. brawl!
Segata Sanshiro, Segata Sanshiro, return of the shiro

The Xbox 360 port of Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Had an exclusive fighter, Halo's Master Chief
The Playstation 3 version of that game will have
No one else... but the judoka named...
Segata Sanshiro, Segata Sanshiro, return of the shiro

[voice of Segata, spoken]
You know that I came back! This game won't be just for the Wii.
For those who hate the Wii, but liked that game, might get lucky.

Grabbing newcomers, throwing them toward the ground
Explosions pop up, he's the dangerous one
Due to his total dislikes of the Wii crap
Blame it on me... I'll play your Playstation 3!
Segata Sanshiro, Segata Sanshiro, return of the shiro

Since Nintendo just evolved into a "second party"
Now it's making games for the PSP system
Remember the Phillips CD-i days of yore,
When the Hotel... Mario existed?
Segata Sanshiro, Segata Sanshiro, return of the shiro
Segata Sanshiro, Segata Sanshiro, return of the shiro