Movie sign,
Through all Cambot’s doors and into the Mads’ painful world,
Movie sign,
Warm up the projector, here come films from Clayton and / or Pearl,
Movie sign,
One last yaw at Gamera, so finish your wisecrack or jeer,
Movie sign,
Run into the theater or you’ll disappear,

No more time for Crow to freely roam,
Grab Tom Servo by the arm or dome,
Goodbye Gypsy, take care of our home,
Mouths will foam,

Movie sign,
Time for you to go and see more cinematic movie scum,
Movie sign,
The doors won’t reopen ‘til your eyeballs are completely numb,
So drop the props from the skits,
Cool Crow’s beaky wit,
I hope that the film will end,
Movie sign,
TV’s Frank looks on as Clayton fires up Fugitive Alien,
Yeah,

Joel can hardly force himself to go,
He looks for Gypsy, Cambot, and Crow,
Help and carry that bot Tom Servo,
Flee Torgo,

Movie sign,
Time for you to go watch Santa Claus Conquers the Martians,

Servo barely finishes the song,
Before the flashing lights move him along,
To say Joel hates this wouldn’t be too strong,
It’s too long,

Crow explains one more conspiracy,
Joel has new camera filters to see,
Cambot sets the lights just for Gypsy,
Let her sing,

Movie sign,
Every stupid movie comes from some cut-rate director’s end.