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Song Parodies -> "Cloning Time"
Original Song Title:
"Closing Time"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Semisonic
Parody Song Title:
"Cloning Time"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Cloning time, Welcome to the store
Where I can make another Earl
Cloning time, Have your DNA plucked
Give human duplication a whirl
Cloning time, People I'll make multiple
Like you photocopy your rear
Cloning time, If you want to be cloned
Take a seat right here...
I know why you want to have a clone
Have that bum sit in meetings that drone
Have him work while you chill on your throne
Make a clone
Cloning time, I'm lucky you tout
Your DNA there on your thumb
Cloning time, He's goo in a test tube
But a second you he will become
No, Don't you blow a gasket!
I'll build a nerve plexus
And I'll design you a friend
Cloning Time...
Buddy, You, I'm twinning
If just all of your cash you spend
Yeah!
I know why you want to have a clone
Wife can blame him for the crap at home
A DD when you pound down the foam
Make a clone
Cloning time, Carbon copy will sprout
And then the news will all go nuts!
I know why you want to have a clone
You stay warm while he shovels the snow
See how you'd look if you had a fro
Make a clone
I know why you'd want to have a clone
Till your power is soon overthrown
Evil twin is brewing, I have grown
He's your clone
Cloning time, More people I'm twinning
Cause I will make the world end!
Where I can make another Earl
Cloning time, Have your DNA plucked
Give human duplication a whirl
Cloning time, People I'll make multiple
Like you photocopy your rear
Cloning time, If you want to be cloned
Take a seat right here...
I know why you want to have a clone
Have that bum sit in meetings that drone
Have him work while you chill on your throne
Make a clone
Cloning time, I'm lucky you tout
Your DNA there on your thumb
Cloning time, He's goo in a test tube
But a second you he will become
No, Don't you blow a gasket!
I'll build a nerve plexus
And I'll design you a friend
Cloning Time...
Buddy, You, I'm twinning
If just all of your cash you spend
Yeah!
I know why you want to have a clone
Wife can blame him for the crap at home
A DD when you pound down the foam
Make a clone
Cloning time, Carbon copy will sprout
And then the news will all go nuts!
I know why you want to have a clone
You stay warm while he shovels the snow
See how you'd look if you had a fro
Make a clone
I know why you'd want to have a clone
Till your power is soon overthrown
Evil twin is brewing, I have grown
He's your clone
Cloning time, More people I'm twinning
Cause I will make the world end!
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A five...another five....and a third five, all identical. ;D
And excellent title sub, nice rhymes and incredibly funny stuff...great work as always! I would love to hear this one recorded!
I am just beside myself.
Great title sub and lots of great one liners. Right up there with weird ale I think I'm a clone now. I can stay at home while I'm out of town. :c)
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