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Song Parodies -> "The First Time"
Original Song Title:
"Closing Time"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Semisonic
Parody Song Title:
"The First Time"
Parody Written by:
Arch Vile
The Lyrics
Remember this week in sports history from June 10th to June 14th, 2019. That for sports fans you will know where you were, when the city of St. Louis, and the country and Canada, did partake in such miracles of their franchise years that may not come to pass again for some time. Find yourselves returning to this song, to culminate the experiences that was at the Oracle arena and TD Garden. 5 or 10 years from now whether at the Enterprise Center, or Scotiabank Place, shall it be known of such times when new sport interests took hold, and bandwagons get larger.
(Verse 1)
The first time
That their city ever won a title from this sport
The first time
When we hear Laura Branigan play that 80’s song you won’t thwart
The first time
Never thought you could find joy, from a city in Missouri
The first time
Boston team can’t win again so no, tro-phy
(Chorus)
I know fans can be out of control
I know fans can be out of control
I know fans can be out of control
Take controooooool
(Verse 2)
The first time
A country gets the title where it invented b’ball*
The first time
A legacy is not, achieved as you see Warriors fall
So Drizzie gives you your fix, it’s crowded in the Six+
The party has just begun
The first time
NBA won’t send winning team to DC and have White House fun, no
(Chorus)
I know fans can be out of control
I know fans can be out of control
I know fans can be out of control
Take controoooooool
(Guitar Solo)
The first time
A country gets the title where it invented b’ball
(Chorus x2)
The first time
NBA won’t send winning team to DC and have White House fun
The first time
That their city ever won a title from this sport
The first time
When we hear Laura Branigan play that 80’s song you won’t thwart
The first time
Never thought you could find joy, from a city in Missouri
The first time
Boston team can’t win again so no, tro-phy
(Chorus)
I know fans can be out of control
I know fans can be out of control
I know fans can be out of control
Take controooooool
(Verse 2)
The first time
A country gets the title where it invented b’ball*
The first time
A legacy is not, achieved as you see Warriors fall
So Drizzie gives you your fix, it’s crowded in the Six+
The party has just begun
The first time
NBA won’t send winning team to DC and have White House fun, no
(Chorus)
I know fans can be out of control
I know fans can be out of control
I know fans can be out of control
Take controoooooool
(Guitar Solo)
The first time
A country gets the title where it invented b’ball
(Chorus x2)
The first time
NBA won’t send winning team to DC and have White House fun
* = Thank you Canada Heritage Moments. NBA in the States may have built the league, but Canada did invent the game. + = Drizzie for Drake and the Six has been known as Toronto from an amalgamation of six cities. Let the earworms of Gloria continue anon, matched with Drake's newest album drop (probably) come parade time. Amen. Dammit urinatingtree you got me doing it.
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Does this mean the Cleveland Browns and Detroit Lions will square off in this year's Super Bowl? After all, anything is possible ..... except for that
Well if that does happen, you can use this song and change the lyrics around.
...or have your friend sing along to it. That'd be cool.
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