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Song Parodies -> "Closing Time"
Original Song Title:
"Closing Time"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Semisonic
Parody Song Title:
"Closing Time"
Parody Written by:
Scathe
The Lyrics
This parody was inspired by Earl S. Garber's parody "Christmas Time". I know some who used to work in a department store and that was my other inspiration. This is song is from the POV of a department store worker dealing with inconsiderate shoppers on December 23.
Closing time;
Time to finalize
all of your Christmas shopping.
Closing time;
Hear this on the speaker and
the registers will be hopping.
Closing time;
Christmas is the
busiest time of the whole year.
Closing time;
You don't have to stop shopping
but you can't stay here.
There's a cart blocking aisle four.
There's a mess on the store room floor.
The toy aisle looks like it was at war.
I can't handle this season no more.
Closing time;
Because of this mess
we cannot leave until four.
Time to finalize
all of your Christmas shopping.
Closing time;
Hear this on the speaker and
the registers will be hopping.
Closing time;
Christmas is the
busiest time of the whole year.
Closing time;
You don't have to stop shopping
but you can't stay here.
There's a cart blocking aisle four.
There's a mess on the store room floor.
The toy aisle looks like it was at war.
I can't handle this season no more.
Closing time;
Because of this mess
we cannot leave until four.
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Funny, but pacing is way off.
Not only that, but the whole song isn't parodied.
Thanks for the input everybody. I'm new at this so a few lemons were expected.
I think your rhyming and continuity of theme was good...DKTOS..tho'
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