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Song Parodies -> "If I Ever Fall in Lust"
Original Song Title:
"If I Ever Fall in Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shai
Parody Song Title:
"If I Ever Fall in Lust"
Parody Written by:
JasonBrugzi
The Lyrics
The very first time that I saw your brown eyes,
My mind began to fantasize,
Because I knew you were the one.
But I realize that I will get no action,
So I resort to self-satisfaction,
And all I see is your handsome face.
And if I ever (ever fall) in lust again,
I will be sure I won’t have to use my hand.
And if I ever am so horny true,
I will be sure that the man looks like you. (Oh!)
Whenever you find that you’re down and lonely,
Boy, don’t hesitate to call me.
I will give you what you need.
You really make me wanna go ballistic.
In my dreams we’re animalistic;
Can’t wait to get you inside of me.
And if I ever (ever fall) in lust again,
I will be sure I won’t have to use my hand.
And if I ever am so horny true,
I will be sure that the man looks like you. (Oh!)
>>Interlude<<
My hand (the very next time I’ll screw a real man, and I won’t have to use my hand) (4x)
And if I ever (ever fall) in lust again,
I will be sure I won’t have to use my hand.
And if I ever am so horny true,
I will be sure that the man looks like you. (Oh!)
My mind began to fantasize,
Because I knew you were the one.
But I realize that I will get no action,
So I resort to self-satisfaction,
And all I see is your handsome face.
And if I ever (ever fall) in lust again,
I will be sure I won’t have to use my hand.
And if I ever am so horny true,
I will be sure that the man looks like you. (Oh!)
Whenever you find that you’re down and lonely,
Boy, don’t hesitate to call me.
I will give you what you need.
You really make me wanna go ballistic.
In my dreams we’re animalistic;
Can’t wait to get you inside of me.
And if I ever (ever fall) in lust again,
I will be sure I won’t have to use my hand.
And if I ever am so horny true,
I will be sure that the man looks like you. (Oh!)
>>Interlude<<
My hand (the very next time I’ll screw a real man, and I won’t have to use my hand) (4x)
And if I ever (ever fall) in lust again,
I will be sure I won’t have to use my hand.
And if I ever am so horny true,
I will be sure that the man looks like you. (Oh!)
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