-> "Why's My Tongue Still Blue?"
Original Song Title:
"Are Your Eyes Still Blue"
Original Performer:
Shane McAnally
Parody Song Title:
"Why's My Tongue Still Blue?"
The Lyrics
my tongue turned blue, then turned green for just a day
now it's back to blue, I'm kinda scared
won't somebody please help me? darn that candy that I ate
smurf in my gob, man, this really isn't fair
I read about a cure, some odd-tasting drink
I had to spit it out, just right down the sink!
Why's My Tongue Still Blue?
I still remember how it used to look
it's just so strange, too
guess I'll check this witch doctor's book
I don't know what I should do
(if I were bold, I'd drink that brew)
how to fix it, man, I haven't got a clue
Why's My Tongue Still Blue?
I've seeked out some help, like a thousand times before
but the doctor even doesn't know what's wrong
so to fix up my mouth
I got some mouthwash at the store
my tongue’s been discolored too long
I have a picture of the way it used to be
it was such bright pink, when I did my best Miley
Why's My Tongue Still Blue?
I still remember how it used to look
it's just so strange, too
guess I'll check this witch doctor's book
I don't know what I should do
(if I were bold, I'd drink that brew)
how to fix it, man, I haven't got a clue
Why's My Tongue Still Blue?
brushing with 12 coats of paste
at least I love the minty taste!
Why's My Tongue Still Blue?
I still remember how it used to look
it's just so strange, too
guess I'll check this witch doctor's book
I don't know what I should do
(if I were bold, I'd drink that brew)
how to fix it, man, I haven't got a clue
Why's My Tongue Still Blue?
Why's My Tongue Still Blue?
tell me, someone
Why's My Tongue Still Blue?
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