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Song Parodies -> "I Feel like a Scotsman"
Original Song Title:
"I Feel like a Woman"
Original Performer:
Shania Twain
Parody Song Title:
"I Feel like a Scotsman"
Parody Written by:
Dan
The Lyrics
Sung with a Glaswegian accent! (like Scotty on Star Trek)
I'm goin' out t'nite-I'm feelin' alright Me kilt's lettin' it all hang out.
Wanta make some noise-really raise me voice- Aye, i wanta scream and shout.
No inhibitions- I'm in a condition to get good n' pissed t'nite I'm gonna get really hard-I wanta bugger some sheep t'nite
The best thing about bein' a Scotsman is-drinkin' whiskey to have a little fun and....
Oh-Oh-Oh, Get totally slimy-forget I'm a limey- Men's shirts, plaid skirts, Oh-Oh-Oh, really get pissed, aye and drink some more whiskey, Oh-Oh-Oh, gettin some action, sheep have attraction, bugger the sheep, with nary a bleat, Oh-Oh-Oh, I want to be free, aye, to feel the way I feel....Hoot, Man! I feel like a Scotsman!
The laddies need a shag-t'nite we're gonna tag-the chance to go down on some sheep. Ewes don't need a drink-we only want to sink-our Tallywhackers in them 'til they bleat.
The best thing about bein' a Scotsman is- drinkin' whiskey to have a little fun and-
Oh-Oh-Oh- Go totally slimy-forget I'm a limey-men's shirts,plaid skirts,
Oh-Oh-Oh-really get pissed, aye, Drink some more whiskey,
Oh-Oh-Oh- gettin' sime action-sheephave attraction-bugger the sheep with nary a bleat,
Oh-Oh-Oh-I want to be free, aye, to feel the way I feel-
Hoot,Man: I feel like a Scotsman!
The best thing about bein' a Scotsman- is drinkin' whiskey to have a little fun, and-
Oh-Oh-Oh-get totally slimy-forget I'm a limey-men's shirts, plaid skirts,
Oh-Oh-Oh- really get pissed, aye drinkin' that whiskey-
Oh-Oh-Oh-gettin' some action-sheep have attraction-bugger the sheep with nary a bleat,
Oh-Oh-Oh-I want to be free,aye, to feel the way I feel....HootMan!
I feel like a Scotsman!
I get totally daft,
Ewes can feel it,
Come on, come on, Sheepy!
I feel like a scotsman!
Wanta make some noise-really raise me voice- Aye, i wanta scream and shout.
No inhibitions- I'm in a condition to get good n' pissed t'nite I'm gonna get really hard-I wanta bugger some sheep t'nite
The best thing about bein' a Scotsman is-drinkin' whiskey to have a little fun and....
Oh-Oh-Oh, Get totally slimy-forget I'm a limey- Men's shirts, plaid skirts, Oh-Oh-Oh, really get pissed, aye and drink some more whiskey, Oh-Oh-Oh, gettin some action, sheep have attraction, bugger the sheep, with nary a bleat, Oh-Oh-Oh, I want to be free, aye, to feel the way I feel....Hoot, Man! I feel like a Scotsman!
The laddies need a shag-t'nite we're gonna tag-the chance to go down on some sheep. Ewes don't need a drink-we only want to sink-our Tallywhackers in them 'til they bleat.
The best thing about bein' a Scotsman is- drinkin' whiskey to have a little fun and-
Oh-Oh-Oh- Go totally slimy-forget I'm a limey-men's shirts,plaid skirts,
Oh-Oh-Oh-really get pissed, aye, Drink some more whiskey,
Oh-Oh-Oh- gettin' sime action-sheephave attraction-bugger the sheep with nary a bleat,
Oh-Oh-Oh-I want to be free, aye, to feel the way I feel-
Hoot,Man: I feel like a Scotsman!
The best thing about bein' a Scotsman- is drinkin' whiskey to have a little fun, and-
Oh-Oh-Oh-get totally slimy-forget I'm a limey-men's shirts, plaid skirts,
Oh-Oh-Oh- really get pissed, aye drinkin' that whiskey-
Oh-Oh-Oh-gettin' some action-sheep have attraction-bugger the sheep with nary a bleat,
Oh-Oh-Oh-I want to be free,aye, to feel the way I feel....HootMan!
I feel like a Scotsman!
I get totally daft,
Ewes can feel it,
Come on, come on, Sheepy!
I feel like a scotsman!
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Dan, are you a Scotsman yourself perhaps?
Aye, saints be praised, 'tis a bonny parody.
OMG .. you must be a scottsdutch person yourself - Arielle Your song sucks royal *** - Jessica
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