"This is what Matthias wants"

Any fan of mine better vowed to me
Even on an off day, still better five me
I create a new date that's fine
But yours better be on time

Any fan of mine'll say the author's right
When I just guess
Who did Blinded by the Light
And any swear that I say, better be okay
When others are in dismay

And if I rewrite "Hair"
While all others glare
I'll write them lots per day
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Out writing Barry!!!

Any fan of mine
Better stay online
Better vote me a striving, thriving, jiving, kinda five
I need a fan who knows
How the O-S goes
She's got to be a five voting, line quoting
Good looking, Song booking ki-ii-ii-ind
Any fan of mine

Well, Any fan of mine
Better disagree when I say
Spaff.com's writing better than me
Although I'm no song winner I would get a plaque
That better say uhmm "I like him like that, Cha!"

And if I write Boh. Rhap.
And reads like crap
I wanna hear her say
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Great work on pacing!!!

Any fan of mine
Better stay online
Better vote me a pleasing, easing, reasoned kinda five
I need a fan who knows
How the O-S goes
She's got to be a song reading, five breeding
Commented, demented ki-ii-ii-ind
Any fan of mine!!!

Let me see you vote five, five, five, five I like it that way

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Any Fan
Any Fan
Any Fan

Any fan of mine
Better say, "Matt's fine!"
Better vote me a pleasing, easing, reasoned kinda five
I need a fan who knows
How the O-S goes
She's got to be a Song knowing, Outgoing
Web viewing, not suing ki-ii-ii-iiiiiiiind
Any fan of mine

I'll spoof Piano Man
You can read then
Click song, scroll, scroll, then you vote
Pacing, like whoa!
Five you know!
In the How Funny blank
Vote three, that's a mistake
You're full rating, want to thank, five not four
Then you take your mousy scroll some more
Write, a bit, a-bit more
Ha, Hoo, Ha, Hoo!!!

If you wanna be a fan of mine
That's right
This is what Matthias wants