Song Parodies -> "Mommy I'm Home"

Original Song Title:

"Honey I'm Home"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"Mommy I'm Home"

Parody Written by:

Angie Aharrah

The Lyrics

My sister and I made this up years ago.. i remembered it a while back and think its still funny.

The bus won't start--It's Falling apart
I was late for school and the teacher got smart
My pantyline shows--got a run in my hose
My pencil went fiat--man, I hate that (hate that)
Just when I thought things couldn't get worse
I realized I forgot my words
With all this stress--I must confess
This could be worse than an english test
BRIDGE:
It'd be better if i got paid
Can't wait 'til the end of 12th grade
Hey mommy, I'm on my way
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
CHORUS:
Mommy, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me some Kool-aid and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Mommy, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch MTV
Give me the phone--give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Mommy, I'm home!
found my report card in the mail
I cursed out loud 'cause i knew i failed
School's such a pain--it's so mundane
It sure don't stimulate my brain
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
Mommy I'm Home!

Ok so really it isnt as funny to you as it is to us.. but i love it.

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