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Song Parodies -> "Plan.. To Feel Like A Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Man I Feel Like A Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"Plan.. To Feel Like A Woman"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

havent done a cross dresser parody in ages.. and with this killed bill thing about.. well it just kinda hit me as I was ..you know.. just hangin' here..
goin out tonight, corset is tight
nothing is hangin out
dressup is a choice boring as a boy
lipstick really makes me pout

this inhibition, mental condition
all the clothes I wear are mine
ain't gonna be anatomically correct
but I'm gonna have a good time

the best thing whe I dress like a woman
it's my perogative to have a little fun, and..

go totally crazy, pretend I'm a lady
frill shirts, tight skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really beguiled yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, my thong is in traction silky attraction
wig for my hair-what do I care
Oh, oh, oh, don't wanna be me-yeah, to feel the way I feel
plan... to feel like a woman

a cross dresser's place a faux woman's face
a chance to play it down
and fake some romance some guy asked me to dance
he doesn't know I'm hangin down

go totally crazy, pretend I'm a lady
frill shirts, tight skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really beguiled yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, my thong is in traction silky attraction
wig for my hair-what do I care
Oh, oh, oh, don't wanna be me-yeah, to feel the way I feel
plan... to feel like a woman



I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman

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Andria - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Once again, you've done it, Malc, you've written a 5-worthy, highly appealing non-political parody. I think that crossdresser parodies and jokes are funny, but the people themselves are no laughing matter IMO because it's their choice to dress in women's clothes and since it falls under the paraphilia/fetish umbrella to some degree. Great job!
NaturalWoman - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Lord HiGUNs, The Duke oSex-On-Knee, this is working its way to U-things, a la AndyGibb, eh Sir ? . . . that you do so well !
Mark Scotti - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL! Funny song on dressing wrong...
MrMacphisto - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL... nice...
TR - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Now maybe you could go the other way (har-de-har) and come up with one based on the Chastity/Chaz Bono story.
Mark Scotti - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
To TR; just did one. check out: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/davidbowie83.shtml To Malcolm, sorry for the shameless plug... I like yours a LOT!!!

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