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Song Parodies -> "I'll Win All Games A Bunch"
Original Song Title:
"That Don't Impress Me Much"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shania Twain
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Win All Games A Bunch"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
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Ow
Ah huh yeah-ah
I've know some gamers who thought they were pretty fast
But you came walking in with a Need for Speed pass
Your turning is flawless-you engine never stalls
You're an ultra Gran Turismo, Blur for all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you'll beat me
Oh-oo-oh, you think you'll lap my car
Okay, so you might be Jeff Gordon
You'll eat my dust for lunch
So you drive a stick but you'll be stuck a bunch
Now won't take me long, yeah I'll pass your butt twice
But you can finish second when I beat you tonight
You'll eat my dust for lunch
Uh-huh yeah-ah
A hot shot with a gun who-excels at Halo and at Darkness
Golden Eye with a bomb-just in case
And all those big bazookas in your arsenal just might win it
'Cause how you would hit without them's a disgrace
Oh-oo-oh, you're right on target
Oh-oo-oh, you're firing lots of shells
Okay, so you're James Bond
I'll shoot you up a bunch
So you got big guns but you ain't got a shot
Now it won't take long, for you to take out most guys
But that won't keep ya safe when I aim for you tonight
I'll shoot you up a bunch
yeah
You've got really quick eyes and you dance in short jeans
You step to beats, won't hear boos and atRock Band jammin'
Singing at ease and DJ Hero at night
Now C'mon buddy at Singstar I won't play nice
Oh-oo-oh, you're rocking out bro
Oh-oo-oh, but you best check yourself
Okay, so you're Janet Jackson
I'll will out-dance your butt
So you're good with beats but I can strut my stuff
Now you might last long, Playing Green day all night
But you cannot out last me I never play on light
I knock you out--one punch uh uh no no
Fight like a fool but me you can't touch
Now now at fighting games, yeah you may put up a fight
But that won't keep you safe, when I finish you tonight
I'll knock you out--one punch
Uh huh yeah ah
Okay, so what you thought you'd beat me or something
Oo-Oh-Oh
I play these games too much
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-No
All night All night
A Sports man?
You're a rookie maybe
Pronger?
Whatever!
I'll win the game--no hunch
Ah huh yeah-ah
I've know some gamers who thought they were pretty fast
But you came walking in with a Need for Speed pass
Your turning is flawless-you engine never stalls
You're an ultra Gran Turismo, Blur for all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you'll beat me
Oh-oo-oh, you think you'll lap my car
Okay, so you might be Jeff Gordon
You'll eat my dust for lunch
So you drive a stick but you'll be stuck a bunch
Now won't take me long, yeah I'll pass your butt twice
But you can finish second when I beat you tonight
You'll eat my dust for lunch
Uh-huh yeah-ah
A hot shot with a gun who-excels at Halo and at Darkness
Golden Eye with a bomb-just in case
And all those big bazookas in your arsenal just might win it
'Cause how you would hit without them's a disgrace
Oh-oo-oh, you're right on target
Oh-oo-oh, you're firing lots of shells
Okay, so you're James Bond
I'll shoot you up a bunch
So you got big guns but you ain't got a shot
Now it won't take long, for you to take out most guys
But that won't keep ya safe when I aim for you tonight
I'll shoot you up a bunch
yeah
You've got really quick eyes and you dance in short jeans
You step to beats, won't hear boos and atRock Band jammin'
Singing at ease and DJ Hero at night
Now C'mon buddy at Singstar I won't play nice
Oh-oo-oh, you're rocking out bro
Oh-oo-oh, but you best check yourself
Okay, so you're Janet Jackson
I'll will out-dance your butt
So you're good with beats but I can strut my stuff
Now you might last long, Playing Green day all night
But you cannot out last me I never play on light
I knock you out--one punch uh uh no no
Fight like a fool but me you can't touch
Now now at fighting games, yeah you may put up a fight
But that won't keep you safe, when I finish you tonight
I'll knock you out--one punch
Uh huh yeah ah
Okay, so what you thought you'd beat me or something
Oo-Oh-Oh
I play these games too much
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-No
All night All night
A Sports man?
You're a rookie maybe
Pronger?
Whatever!
I'll win the game--no hunch
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Just one question: "What's Pronger?" Other than that this was a great Video Game based parody. Not a big fan of Need For Speed but I love me some Rock Band and Golden Eye for the N64
Pronger as in Chris Pronger, a very well known hockey player
Never heard of him... Not that I really follow hockey in the first place.
If you're trying to tell us that you've lifted your game again, then I can only agree! 555! :-)
The Pronger outtro was a bit lost on me too though, and I should know, did when I saw the comment above, but if you're to record this maybe something like this would work better:
A game man?
You're a greenhorn my friend!
Frogger!?
Whatever!
I'll win the game--no hunch
The Pronger outtro was a bit lost on me too though, and I should know, did when I saw the comment above, but if you're to record this maybe something like this would work better:
A game man?
You're a greenhorn my friend!
Frogger!?
Whatever!
I'll win the game--no hunch
I like Peter's ending a bit more than yours Dave. It lost me too seeing that nobody really knows just who this Pronger guy is.
Wow, that sounds like my bro! He's still a hard core gamer all those years. He's always beating me in Street Fighter 4 and Halo. I was a hard core gamer myself in my student years, but now I have a job and some responsibilities to deal with. But you just earned 555 points for this one! BTW, I'm sorry for missing all your great parodies, as well as Matt's. You guys make a great team, and nice to see two of Shania's music from the both of you.
There's also Sean Pronger...the little known hockey player who isn't around much. Fun song...must be a Shania contest going on :)
(Artistry) For some reason I cracked up at the "I'll out-dance your butt" line. Nice parody here, despite the awkward-sounding title (it sounds like something I'd come up with). 555!
(Artistry) Well made, but most of the gaming references were beyond my scope of knowledge.
(Artistry) Not sure why you call Janet Jackson "buddy" and "bro", and after the fighting verse I was expecting the name of a boxer, not a hockey player, but love the concept and think it only needs a couple of minor tweaks to be great. And, like so much of your stuff, it's perfect material for a video.
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