Song Parodies -> "Ugh! I Feel Like A Caveman"

Original Song Title:

"Man! I Feel Like A Woman"

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Original Performer:

"Ugh! I Feel Like A Caveman"

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The Lyrics

I already had a Shania Twain parody done for this round but this one popped into my mind and I thought what the hell I'll have a go at it.

Let’s swing clubs!
Grog smash!

I’m a Troglodyte
I cannot read or write
But I can draw like a pro-oh-oh!

When I get annoyed
With my club I’ll destroy
That wooly mammoth or dino-oh-oh!

Might seem aggressive
And a tad obsessive
Shopping for animal hi-i-ides

Come to my pad
It’s chiseled from granite
And my décor is stalagmi-i-ites

The one thought of all of us cavemen
Is the primal urge to start a little fire! And…

Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Not like other ladies my forehead is concave
Throw rocks! No socks!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
I’m totally wild, yeah, my breath smells so vile
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
We are Cro-Magnon! Don’t live in cabins!
Covered in hair! Never used Nair!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
I scratching my fleas, yeah, I’m such a Neanderthal
Ugh! I Feel Like A Caveman!

Grunt!

I’ve got a toothache! Too many bloody steaks!
So I’ll just spit my teeth ou-ou-out!
We don’t have a lance! A spear’s our only chance!
To catch food and stuff our mout-out-ouths!

The worst thing about being a caveman
Are the GEICO ads that always seem to mock us!

Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
We’re not too brainy! Get wet when it’s raining!
To flirt! Show dirt!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
We’re lacking in style! With our loin cloth towels!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
I’m not a Flintsone! Don’t have a rock phone!
Don’t use my feet! Out on the streets!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Million B.C.! Yeah! Invented the wheel!
Ugh! I Feel Like A Caveman!

Oog! Ugg!

So stressed living as a caveman
Cause those dinosaurs always seem to stomp! (Stomp! Stomp!)

Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Won’t say I’m dainty! A lumbering lady!
We grunt! And hunt!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
I have a child! Yeah! Raised by wolves awhile!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
I can’t do fractions! Brain is in traction!
Not like Voltaire! Just groan and glare!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Caves always freeze! Yeah! Fire makes us healed!
Ugh! I Feel Like A Caveman!

I’m totally mangy!
And so ancient!
Let’s! Let’s! Let’s go clubbing!

Oog! Ugg! Oog!

I feel like a caveman!

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Michael Pacholek - December 01, 2010 - Report this comment

Giving this song a 5 was so easy...

Peter Andersson - December 01, 2010 - Report this comment

I'm caving in to the timeless funnyness of this one.

Lil-UGG-trix - December 01, 2010 - Report this comment

U G G ~ O N, Sir !

John Barry - December 01, 2010 - Report this comment

Many good lines and rhymes.

bobpiecheese - December 15, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Despite how much I hate the OS, I really enjoyed this parody. TMGLTM, simply classic. 555!

Agrimorfee - December 16, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) A textbook example of how chorus variations can make all the difference.

Below Average Dave - December 16, 2010 - Report this comment

Why did I keep thinking of Geico throughout this. . .I don't know, they always had cavemen. . .anyway, interesting parody.

Matthias - December 16, 2010 - Report this comment

Makes sense I mean I did include a line about "Geico"

Jeff Reuben - December 17, 2010 - Report this comment

My kind of humor, bonus points for using troglodyte correctly in a parody :)

Rex - December 17, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Check out this Miocene! Need to see this performed in character. Funny stuff.

Mark Scotti - January 10, 2011 - Report this comment

SOTM - That made for a DecemberDABADOOO...good time.... LOL, reminded me of my caveman story: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles2566.shtml

Blaydeman - January 10, 2011 - Report this comment

UGH! I'm gonna give you soem 5's! LOL Awesome job man.

Max Power - January 10, 2011 - Report this comment

So easy a caveman can do it!

Below Average Dave - January 12, 2011 - Report this comment

See above. . .

Abbott Skelding - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment

SOTM: Haven't heard the OS in a long time, but this was an excellent job that I'm surprised hasn't been done yet, nice work!

Peter Andersson - January 22, 2011 - Report this comment

SOTM: I remember TOS from those old days when I still went clubbing...

bobpiecheese - January 29, 2011 - Report this comment

(SOTM) See above!

Mike J - January 31, 2011 - Report this comment

Oog oog oog! I feel like a natural woman—but where am I gonna find one this time of night? (No, nothing to do with your piece here—I just wanted to use that line….) Fun song, and you did a great job having fun with it. “Not a Flintstone” was great line, inventive. But how the heck did Voltaire find his way into this?

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