-> "Even Snakes Get Snappy"
Original Song Title:
"If It Makes You Happy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Even Snakes Get Snappy"
The Lyrics
I've grown long, not from ear to ear
I put on a spurt growth & preyed on burritos
That stank from being left in the rain
I went squeezin', through rat hole bungles
Found Cousin Mo's trifle, Aunt Lyn's stale poo
And any old man's rubbish and then
Not ok, I nearly threw up
Compromise and just give up
Even snakes get snappy
When they get real mad
Even snakes get snappy
When they're turned into a bag
I frown, a deep blue frown
I glisten in the rain, wrap around your vein
You didn't let me try that before
Right around, around your hard veins
From your feet to your head
I'll squeeze 'til your dead
We'll never hear you boast again
Ok, you won't be alone
You're not the first with broken bones
Even snakes get snappy
When they get real mad
Even snakes get snappy
When they're turned into a bag
Even snakes get snappy
When they get real mad
Even snakes get snappy
When they're turned into a bag
You can scream, no one will hear
I squeeze even more so, there goes your big toe
And everything even ya spleen
I'm ok, I sing my song
So what if right now even you've gone?
Even snakes get snappy
When they get real mad
Even snakes get snappy
When they're turned into a bag
Even snakes get snappy
When they get real mad
Even snakes get snappy
When they're turned into a bag
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