I went online with a reputable ISP
My connection speed was not very high
So I called up their customer services
They said it's not them, just a faulty phone line
Log on, let's go
Gone dead, again you know
Though the charges are high,
The connection speed's low
They wonder where'd their customers go

Every page takes a while to load
I don't know if it's supposed to
Turned off the images this time
But then it seems to load slower, on each website

Then I invested in that Broadband
My Phone co. could not get it right
I'm just wondering what my modems for now
- A useless box with some flashing lights
Log on, let's go
Gone dead, again you know
Though the charges are high,
The connection speed's low
They wonder where'd their customers go

Every page takes a while to load
I don't know if it's supposed to
Turned off the images this time
But then it seems to load slower, on each website

I've been surfing at a greatly reduced speed
Not had no time for burgers or some caffine
I've been attempting with my Damn ISP
Will ever see, Will ever see my logging in

Every page takes a while to load
I don't know if it's supposed to
Turned off the images this time
But then it seems to load slower, on each website