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Song Parodies -> "Your Kids Are All Inflating"
Original Song Title:
"History Repeating"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shirley Bassey
Parody Song Title:
"Your Kids Are All Inflating"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
Child obesity: a growing problem.
Your urchins grow out, your youngsters are... swollen!
Fat cherubs succumb to swirls, sweets and... lollies!
Oh, when the next big thing's their rear.
Lilliputians disappear.
Parents, need to be austere.
Cuz they're bulbous and nibble chips,
Your kids are all inflating!
Neonates are stout, each new child is... growing!
Your kids all bloat from their chomping, they... hoe in!
There's a Passion of the Fat.
From the girls to the lads,
They're all soaking in their sweat.
And have bulges from licorice strips,
Your kids are all inflating!
... need to ween them off PORK!
... need to feed them more BRAN!
... cuz obesity SOARS.
... those fatty brats,
Your kids are all inflating!
Obese pubescents, to their HoHos they're clinging!
Wide arse, your kid. It's Mum's hips that are thinning!
Tykes who lust for more oil...
Fumin' when curls aren't coiled...
Wrap their fried whale in foil...
Arse-wide, fatty waddling tots,
Your kids are all inflating!
... choc-chips and splits, your kids are all inflating!
... need to train them in SPORTS!
... have to squeeze in a VAN?
... eat some greens. Junk, NO MORE!
... need whittling,
Your kids are all inflating!
Fat cherubs succumb to swirls, sweets and... lollies!
Oh, when the next big thing's their rear.
Lilliputians disappear.
Parents, need to be austere.
Cuz they're bulbous and nibble chips,
Your kids are all inflating!
Neonates are stout, each new child is... growing!
Your kids all bloat from their chomping, they... hoe in!
There's a Passion of the Fat.
From the girls to the lads,
They're all soaking in their sweat.
And have bulges from licorice strips,
Your kids are all inflating!
... need to ween them off PORK!
... need to feed them more BRAN!
... cuz obesity SOARS.
... those fatty brats,
Your kids are all inflating!
Obese pubescents, to their HoHos they're clinging!
Wide arse, your kid. It's Mum's hips that are thinning!
Tykes who lust for more oil...
Fumin' when curls aren't coiled...
Wrap their fried whale in foil...
Arse-wide, fatty waddling tots,
Your kids are all inflating!
... choc-chips and splits, your kids are all inflating!
... need to train them in SPORTS!
... have to squeeze in a VAN?
... eat some greens. Junk, NO MORE!
... need whittling,
Your kids are all inflating!
Dammit, I thought from the remix that this song must have been an old classic that all of you 'lesserly-youthed' AmIRightians would appreciate, but the original's only 8 years old. Maybe next time...
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You're right, Luke, it is a growing problem. Well written parody...555
Liked this one alot, Wombat....555
Thanks Rick C and Kristof!
no, I know the OS, Wombat Luke - great job on it - 555
This isn't a James Bond movie theme. Try again.
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