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Song Parodies -> "Defuse Me"
Original Song Title:
"Abuse Me"
Original Performer:
Silverchair
Parody Song Title:
"Defuse Me"
Parody Written by:
AussieBullDog
The Lyrics
Here you go, Hayley.
Counting down to zero
Time is almost through
Sweating on the timer
It's all up to you
Come on, defuse me for I'm ticking
You see it in the movies
They always get it right
Makes it look so easy
What a load of shite
Come on, defuse me for I'm ticking
Before I make a mess of you
Come on, defuse me or they'll have to
Scrape up the pieces left of you
Cut the green or cut the red?
Cut the green or cut the red?
Cut the green or cut the red?
Cut the green or cut the red?
Green or red?
Come on, defuse me or they'll have to
Scrape up the pieces left of you
Cut the green or cut the red?
Cut the green or cut the red?
Cut the green or cut the red?
Cut the green or cut the red?
Cut the green or cut the red?
Cut the green or cut the red?
Cut the green or cut the red?
Cut the green or cut the red?
Green or red?
Time is almost through
Sweating on the timer
It's all up to you
Come on, defuse me for I'm ticking
You see it in the movies
They always get it right
Makes it look so easy
What a load of shite
Come on, defuse me for I'm ticking
Before I make a mess of you
Come on, defuse me or they'll have to
Scrape up the pieces left of you
Cut the green or cut the red?
Cut the green or cut the red?
Cut the green or cut the red?
Cut the green or cut the red?
Green or red?
Come on, defuse me or they'll have to
Scrape up the pieces left of you
Cut the green or cut the red?
Cut the green or cut the red?
Cut the green or cut the red?
Cut the green or cut the red?
Cut the green or cut the red?
Cut the green or cut the red?
Cut the green or cut the red?
Cut the green or cut the red?
Green or red?
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Eep. I know how hard it is to parody bands like silverchair who have only thirty words per song. You made this flawlessly, but I really can't give full marks when others do parodies five times this size. 5-3-5
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