-> "Nobody 'grams like you"
Original Song Title:
"Nothing compares 2 U"
Parody Song Title:
"Nobody 'grams like you"
The Lyrics
You've sent seven flowers in fifty ways
Sent a brook and five sorbets
You send out terabytes most every day
Since you found that posh café
Slave to your 'gram I can see whatever you flaunt
I can see your skanky tattoos
I can see your dinners on your fancy Instagram
Disgusting
It's disgusting the way you've fifty shoes
But nobody 'grams
Nobody 'grams like you
I don't need my drone, not anymore
Dropped the blurry pics of your thong
Every curve on Instagram I'm watching
I'm on daily, here's where I belong
I would click a like upon every pic I see
But you'd only re-block me from view
A view of your duckface on selfies too snotty
Guess what, I'm happy
I save every single frame I have found uploaded there of you
Yo' sideboobs rule
'Cos nobody 'grams
Nobody 'grams like you
All the hours that I'd peep your mama
From her back yard
I switched when you came of age
Who knew that stalking you online would not be hard
I've been quitting my postal man alibi
Nobody 'grams
Nobody 'grams like you
Slave to your 'gram
Slave to your sideboobs view
Nobody 'grams
Nobody 'grams like you
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