Song Parodies -> "Lupin Should Get Smacked"

Original Song Title:

"Baby Got Back"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Sir Mix-A-Lot

Parody Song Title:

"Lupin Should Get Smacked"

Parody Written by:

Erin Brown

The Lyrics

As I've previously stated, I'm a huge otaku, but I can't stand Lupin III. Basically, this song is my personal feelings toward the anime. And, to explain the references to the mallet, in a RP that my friends and I do, my character's main weapon is a very large mallet.

[Intro]
Oh, my, God, Cori! Look at the TV.
It's Lupin III. *scoff* It looks like,
A bunch of kindergarteners made this show.
But, y'know, who understands that Lupin guy? *scoff*
People only watch this, because,
it was the first anime in America.
I mean, the animation is so crappy. *scoff*
I can't believe it's so devoid of plot, it's like,
my seven-year-old sister could do better. Look!
He's just so...FRENCH!

I hate Lu-pan and I can not lie
You anime fans can't deny
That when the boy walks in with his itty bitty waste
And his sideburns in your face
You get pissed, he's on my hit list
Want his face to meet my fist
I hate the coat he's wearing
So loud that I can't stop staring
Oh 'S�nny, I just wanna kill ya
'Cause you're such a failure
My homies tried to warn me
But I learned the hard way your show's so corny
Show's bad and gets worse
Want in the back of my Hearse?
I'll burn 'im, burn 'im,
'Cause he makes my stomach start churnin'
I've seen the manga
His proportions are just so wrong-a
He's like, a stick,
I've seen fatter bulimics
I'm tired of anime magazines
Sayin' Lupin is the thing
Take the average fan girl and ask her that
Lupin should be smacked.
So, otaku! (Yeah!) Otaku! (Yeah!)
Do you hate Lupin like me? (Hell yeah!)
You gotta whack him! (Whack him!) Bash him! (Bash him!)
Show that jerk what for!
Lupin should get smacked!

(Ugly face and nonexistent booty)
Lupin should get smacked!

You see he makes me hurl
And when I'm watchin' him with my girls
I get this killin' instinct, just like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna kill him dead
And toss his body in the bay
I don't like this horny playboy
'Cause he thinks women are all just toys
I want him shot, dead, and bleeding
My hate just ain't that subtle
And it's gonna get me in trouble
But no one can force me to love 'im
So I'm lookin' at his videos
Watchin' Fujiko actin' like a ho
You can keep that bimbo
I could find a better role model in J-Lo.
A word to ya, Ars�ne, I don't wanna get with ya
I'll use my Mallet to hit ya
And I gotta be straight when I say I want you dead
By the break of dawn
You ain't got it goin' on
I know your fans won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to watch it and see it
And I'd rather see Outlaw Star
But I'm tough, and I'm strong
And I'll take any bashin', so bring it on
So, Frenchies! {Oui!} Frenchies! {Oui!}
If you think Lupin's a disgrace {Oui!}
Then turn around! Grab your guns!
And aim 'em at his buns
Lupin should get smacked!

Lupin should get smacked!
Yeah, honey...when it comes to anime, Lupin ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. Immature guys with guns? Ha ha, only if it's Cowboy Bebop.

So home boy rolls a Puegot, on the run from Inspector Cleusoe
But Lupin's so lame he'll be caught by Inspector Cleusoe
And I don't wanna see none
'Cause they show too much of Lupin's buns.
I'm down with Robotech or Voltron,
But please don't play Lupin.
Some otaku wanna play that "hard" role
Dis animes like Tenchi Muyo
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Animerica says Lupin's phat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause this show's BS, but the Slayers is kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dude in the magazines:
You ain't it, Ars�ne!
Give me Chobits, I can't resist it
Good plot and art didn't miss it
So, Lupin's who I dis
'Cause he really makes me pissed
Got no game but he thinks he's all that
And I say he's just a dirty rat
So Lupin, when you are found,
Be prepared for a WWE Smackdown,
Dial 1-900-4-MALLET
And get ready to be hit
Lupin should get smacked!

(Little in the budget but still on the air) [4x]

No offense to Lupin fans or the French was ever intended in this parody.

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Urvy J. - May 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Classic!

You have AWFUL taste, in my opinion. - May 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Lupin is true anime comedy. Tenchi Muyo is WEAK. Maybe, just maybe I would have laughed if this was a spoof of Lupin and not an outright bashing. Furthermore your preference of shows I consider drivel such as Tenchi and Chobits is absolutely dreadful. "(Little in the budget but still on the air)"??? Listen, kid. Genuises such as Hayao Miyazaki were making things such as Lupin on a shoestring and with minimal frames that absolutely KILL the garbage anime being produced today by hacks with multi-million international dollar backing and the newest graphic technologies, in terms of *creativity* and *entertainment*. So you like "Robotech"? Macross and Lupin: same production company. [cowell]That was absolutely dreadful.[/cowell]

The Thought Police - May 02, 2004 - Report this comment

The one thing I could never understand about Tenchi-why is it he NEVER showed the slightest interest in Ryoko or Ayeka ? (Ahhhh,who cares about that,anyway?) I didn't watch Lupin much,but the Lupin movie,"Castle of Cogliostro"was much better than either of the the Tenchi movies athough still not as good as the entire run of Outlaw Star or Cowboy Bebop.With that out of the way,could someone explain ,"FLCL",to me ?(In under three hits?)

Arwen - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment

I came into this with thoughs of Professor Lupin from Harry Potter, and was going to be in a fight with all of you...but since I was mistaken, and I don't know what it is you're talking about, I can't even vote. Sorry.

GameSageZB - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Excuse me, but I believe you are very mistaken about the quality of Lupin the Third, Mr. "You have AWFUL taste, in my opinion." (Mr. YHATIMO for short) For one, Lupin isn't a proper anime. It's about this guy who runs around trying to be a detective. But of course he always runs into beautiful women, who, of course, are trying to kill him. Now what type of plot is that? Also, I'd like to mention that you said it was YOUR opinion. Being your opinion means that you shouldn't FLAME someone. This is how you should have worded it: I think that your lyrics are strange(interesting, unnice to Lupin, etc) and that you might have been able to do better on them, but I don't think that you have a right to dis Lupin, considering blah, blah, blah, etc. There are other ways to flame than to actually flame. Remember that.

Solid Snake kicks your a$$! - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment

I think it sucks, pacing is really off. I thought Anti-butterchrist superstar was better than this! I have not even seen Lupin, too busy with Case Closed, and please don't say I'm an obbesive fan girl.

Lupin III - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment

So, kiddo! You want WWF smackdown! Be prepared for ........my big brother will beat you till the break of dawn! MUUUM! Can you tell Chris to come here please? What do you mean he is on vacation! Why would he want to go to Scotland? It's to cold there!

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