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Song Parodies -> "Baby Can't Rap"
Original Song Title:
"Baby Got Back"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sir Mix-A-Lot
Parody Song Title:
"Baby Can't Rap"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
This is a edit of a song from '05. The pacing was loose, and the rhymes were just all around bad, or didn't make sense. So I fixed this up, so I can be happy with it and add it to the Epic 40 list.
[Spoken]
Ho-ly sh*t Becky!
Look at that nut!
He’s such a pig!
He looks just like a deathly pale vampire
Dude, I don’t know he even stays hired
No groupies flock to him
Cause he’s wearing a busniess suit, duh!
I mean this nut
Is just so dumb
I can’t believe he’s still around
And he’s up there
I mean… gross
Dude!
He’s just so… White!!!
[Rapped]
I don't do drugs, nope that’s no lie
Mocked by all the rappers who get high
I guess to the hood life I’m real huge disgrace
With acne smothering my face
They’re all stunned, since I don’t own a gun
And I’ve never ever been handcuffed
But I’m up on stage not swearing
I'm booked with the speakers blaring
”Yeah, baby I have I own fan club
Get in my hot tub”
My fanbase hates and scorns me
Cause this rap I gots so freaking corny
Ooh, drums and some talking
Cause that’s all rap music is
Refuse me? Lose me!
Barmizhas all persue me
Made hits with Hanson
I still lack that mansion
In debt, sweat
Lyrics I always forget
The only magazine
That ever featured me
Was an interview about fuzzy bathroom mats
People always ask who’s that?
So parents (Yeah!) parents (Yeah!)
Are your kids sick of clowns and stuff? (Hell Yeah!)
Well then just call me (Call you?) Call me! (Call you?)
Birthday Party strut!
Baby Can't Rap!!!
(A white face, with a ghetto hoodie)
Baby Can't Rap!
(A white face, with a ghetto hoodie)
I think I found a gig!
Rap and Irish jig!
At Octoberfest I’m a drunken rapping imbecil
The check I'll handle
Drive my Pinto home
And sleep, wake up and work, work
Radio Shack I'll deploy
My microphone parts have got destroyed
My concerts aren’t that shiek or fancy
Cause there ain’t no fancy attics
My raps are quite climatic
Till the mic starts spewing static
Make own music videos
No cash for hot hoes or even clothes
Thus MTV jokes
”Next to K-Fed he’s a Rap Pro”
A word to the concert critics
I wanna impress ya
No cuss to distress ya
I want to move straight right onto the *gasp*
Billboard Record Charts
My rap music is my art
A lot of guys won't like my songs
They like punk like Green Day and Offspring
But I like Dr. Dre
But my songs are so long
With “Fitzgerald” they have won
So groupies (*crickets*), Groupies? (*crickets*)
At Cedar Point on I’m on stage with Snoopy
Not profound, I’m devout
Can’t make these famlies shout
Baby Can't Rap!!!
Baby Can't Rap!!!
[Spoken]
Yeah baby…
When it comes to concert halls
I ain’t got nothing to do with my selection
County Fairs?
Beach Resorts?
Bars for Hicks… Yeh… I’ll be there till three
[Rapped]
So you like country or opera?
Well… Abracadbra!
Stole lyrics from Johnny Cash and french Operas
Open for Abba and most anyone
Car payments aren’t yet done
Call me days, nights and weekends
Cause I need to make bucks!
Some call Will Smith a sell out
And say he does it all for gold
But if Will Smith can achieve it
I’m gonna take and retrive it
You call my rap rhymes trash
But at least it makes me cash
My paycheck ain’t small, but I’m always spendin’
On merchaindise for street vendin’
All the Popstar babes in them magazines
Know how to cha-ching
And I’m a mister who’s no stickler
Cause I'm selling bumper stickers
So look me up down in Vegas
On the sidewalks I’ll exist
Might be lame, but it makes me money
Cause folks think that it’s funny
At parties bring me around
If Reel Big Fish is never found
Dial 1-800-RAPFORBUX
I'll get there in my truck
Baby Can't Rap!!!
Baby Can't Rap!!!
(Great on the fiddle, but not much at rap)
(Great on the fiddle, but not much at rap)
(Great on the fiddle, but not much at rap)
(Great on the fiddle, but not much at rap)
Ho-ly sh*t Becky!
Look at that nut!
He’s such a pig!
He looks just like a deathly pale vampire
Dude, I don’t know he even stays hired
No groupies flock to him
Cause he’s wearing a busniess suit, duh!
I mean this nut
Is just so dumb
I can’t believe he’s still around
And he’s up there
I mean… gross
Dude!
He’s just so… White!!!
[Rapped]
I don't do drugs, nope that’s no lie
Mocked by all the rappers who get high
I guess to the hood life I’m real huge disgrace
With acne smothering my face
They’re all stunned, since I don’t own a gun
And I’ve never ever been handcuffed
But I’m up on stage not swearing
I'm booked with the speakers blaring
”Yeah, baby I have I own fan club
Get in my hot tub”
My fanbase hates and scorns me
Cause this rap I gots so freaking corny
Ooh, drums and some talking
Cause that’s all rap music is
Refuse me? Lose me!
Barmizhas all persue me
Made hits with Hanson
I still lack that mansion
In debt, sweat
Lyrics I always forget
The only magazine
That ever featured me
Was an interview about fuzzy bathroom mats
People always ask who’s that?
So parents (Yeah!) parents (Yeah!)
Are your kids sick of clowns and stuff? (Hell Yeah!)
Well then just call me (Call you?) Call me! (Call you?)
Birthday Party strut!
Baby Can't Rap!!!
(A white face, with a ghetto hoodie)
Baby Can't Rap!
(A white face, with a ghetto hoodie)
I think I found a gig!
Rap and Irish jig!
At Octoberfest I’m a drunken rapping imbecil
The check I'll handle
Drive my Pinto home
And sleep, wake up and work, work
Radio Shack I'll deploy
My microphone parts have got destroyed
My concerts aren’t that shiek or fancy
Cause there ain’t no fancy attics
My raps are quite climatic
Till the mic starts spewing static
Make own music videos
No cash for hot hoes or even clothes
Thus MTV jokes
”Next to K-Fed he’s a Rap Pro”
A word to the concert critics
I wanna impress ya
No cuss to distress ya
I want to move straight right onto the *gasp*
Billboard Record Charts
My rap music is my art
A lot of guys won't like my songs
They like punk like Green Day and Offspring
But I like Dr. Dre
But my songs are so long
With “Fitzgerald” they have won
So groupies (*crickets*), Groupies? (*crickets*)
At Cedar Point on I’m on stage with Snoopy
Not profound, I’m devout
Can’t make these famlies shout
Baby Can't Rap!!!
Baby Can't Rap!!!
[Spoken]
Yeah baby…
When it comes to concert halls
I ain’t got nothing to do with my selection
County Fairs?
Beach Resorts?
Bars for Hicks… Yeh… I’ll be there till three
[Rapped]
So you like country or opera?
Well… Abracadbra!
Stole lyrics from Johnny Cash and french Operas
Open for Abba and most anyone
Car payments aren’t yet done
Call me days, nights and weekends
Cause I need to make bucks!
Some call Will Smith a sell out
And say he does it all for gold
But if Will Smith can achieve it
I’m gonna take and retrive it
You call my rap rhymes trash
But at least it makes me cash
My paycheck ain’t small, but I’m always spendin’
On merchaindise for street vendin’
All the Popstar babes in them magazines
Know how to cha-ching
And I’m a mister who’s no stickler
Cause I'm selling bumper stickers
So look me up down in Vegas
On the sidewalks I’ll exist
Might be lame, but it makes me money
Cause folks think that it’s funny
At parties bring me around
If Reel Big Fish is never found
Dial 1-800-RAPFORBUX
I'll get there in my truck
Baby Can't Rap!!!
Baby Can't Rap!!!
(Great on the fiddle, but not much at rap)
(Great on the fiddle, but not much at rap)
(Great on the fiddle, but not much at rap)
(Great on the fiddle, but not much at rap)
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I've still got to overpower this monster of as OS for a challenge, Matty....so big props for doing such a brill job on it. 555
"”Yeah, baby I have I own fan club" should be "Yeah, baby I have my own fan club"...
Side-note: Cedar Point is an amusement park in Sandusky, Ohio. I'm sure most people in the states know about it, but overseas you may not. Here's some information on it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cedar_Point
(SOTM) I actually tried to read this the other day, but I didn't have Baby Got Back on me so I just skimmed through it... Then listening to it on YouTube just then... I think I found my number 1 vote... I would LOVE to hear this recorded! 5-5-5
(SOTM) I thought this was pretty good. Fits in well with the OS. 555
And another SOTM round is off to a fine start... :-)
(SOTM) Wow! You know something, Luke Brattoni's got the creative wordage skills, but Pacemaster Matthias is the atom bomb. Word.
Great
(SOTM-JAN) You've re-wrapped this one up quite nicely. I have yet to do a rap parody and I can appreciate the writing here.
Well, Doggy Likes His Pot, but you don't. Great satire!
(SOTM) Great work on making fun of the common rapper stereotypes, and doing it to such a biatch of an OS gets 555 from me.
(SOTM) I've yet to attempt a rap song parody. Looks like this was a nightmare to do but you did a good job!
I don't think I saw this the first time around, I think I would have remembered it. Awesome job, loved the sub with Hansen! And TMOGLTM
Very creditable.. but it's very hard to keep something this long interesting - I was finding it hard work by the end (a bit like the OS, to be honest)
(SOTM) I'm STILL trying to make something half decent out of this OS, so big props for doing such a sterling job with it....and thematically, you've tackled one of my faves as well; rap is a genre I can't begin to understand. 555
(SOTM) The second half of the song's pacing lost me, you seemed to miss or add a line in the second rap part. . .and after two go throughs, I was still lost. . .funny--and intriguing, difficult OS to take on. . .very Nuclear Bubble Wrap "Can't Rap" for me. . .I like self depreciation, and it's a good parody, I could get technical but that'd be unfair because overall this is a pretty good parody.
This was HILARIOUS! 5s
Big 5s for the effort Matty. I'm not so concerned with exact syllable matching on a friggin rap song. I don't think the original "artist" could sing it the same way twice. Funny, self-effacing effort, as usual.
P.S. I HAVE been to Cedar Point.
P.S. I HAVE been to Cedar Point.
(ABC) See above...
(ABC5B)
Still a great rap - see comment above.
Still a great rap - see comment above.
(ABC B) See my SOTM comment
It's a stretch using the theme you used. And that's a criticism of your end goal, not how well you achieved it. I'm not crazy about what you were trying to achieve, but I respect your technical skills in achieving it. :cp
See above
This one's still "white on"
See Above--still have trouble in the second half of the song's pacing.
It's like B-rad from MMW tries a rap song... and suceeds. The rhymes and scansion were right on for me, as well as the humor. 555
(ABC) saved this for last Matty, because I recall the discussion over how hard this OS must be to do - giant applause for taking it on, and the main challenge you set yourself here is the pacing, which you handled beautifully - I also liked the groupies/Snoopy rhyme - great job on such a tough OS - 555
Good stuff! Good laughs! I think a little rough on pacing here and there, but heck, it's rap, so I can't tell! 5-5-5!
(ABC) Good song, see above, I still love it!
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