Whiners At Meeting With White House Doctor:

oh, but doc, really look at his gut
there is no way that he's fine
how much were you paid, to say that?
'cause you know, I hear he eats McDs fries
I think you're holding back, maybe
there's something wrong with his prostitate, eh?
I mean, come on! he'll live, both... terms?
I can't believe you never found, something wrong, there
I mean, yeesh! please!
cut us some slack...

And Now, The Singing! If You Can Call This Singing...:

he likes big buttons and does not lie
our enemies will go bye-bye
so if that Kim Jong Un, such an itty bitty waste
thinks he can threaten our place
his time's done, wants to appear tough
but he'll see, when his butt gets Trumped!
terrorists he is scarin'
but the lefties can't stop swearin'
you babies, our President's winnin'
so, quit your b!^(#!n'
made economy shiny
but the fact he won makes you so whiny!
and Trump keeps winnin'
you say you don't consider these wins?
abusers, users
of the system make sore losers
Scarlett Johansson
women's march, demandin'
respect, yet...
Donald Trump's not hurt women's rights, nyet!
I'm tired of magazines
sayin' "collusion's the thing!"
I know you miss that black man, but I say that
we've got our country back!
so, felons (huh?) felons (what?)
you had better watch your butts! (oh no!)
turn off the fake news (fake news) fake news (fake news)
they're the ones who're nuts!
Donald Fights Back (throwing fits, under the guise of news, see?)

Donald Fights Back (throwing fits, under the guise of news, see?)

they like to call him pig
and they start dancin' a jig
when they think they have caught him actin' like an animal
they pray for scandals
they won't leave him alone
they've ugh, doubled-down, uh-uh
they're not talkin' 'bout our wins
'cause even faint praise would be a sin
it makes 'em real sick and you see
reporting on the double
when they think there's trouble
beggin' 'cause his diet coke bubbles
so, they know he does not drink or smoke
disease, what they're wantin' to know
he don't have one, press-jokes
he'll keep bein' a healthy bloke!
a word to fake news reporters, constant Trump distorters
cry "hate-filled deporters!"
I just gotta be straight when I say all of you suck
at least Griffin's gone!
babies keep on marchin' on
the loser won't admit she's wrong
you can't make Hilly Clinton admit it
she would rather cry all day
been too long, just get gone
she just keeps on dronin' on and on
you babies (waaah!) babies (waaah!)
Donald Won! no ifs, ands, or maybes! (waaah!)
Hill was corrupt, suck it up!
even Starbucks sold those cups
Donald Fights Back

Donald Fights Back
you babies! she lost 'cause she's female?
oh no, that had nothin'
to do with our selection
so you say "Mr. Orange makes you sick?"
ha ha, no wonder he writes tweets...

so, these girls can wear their pink hats, vandals can have their baseball bats
but pink hats ain't got a clue about where this country is at
see, America don't want none
social justice wars, hon!
media cries "he will doom us!"
they like Jong Un, or what?
reporters wanna say "he's bad, dude!"
and say his fightin' back ain't good
truth? they toss it, or bend it
the corrupt news, somebody end it!
so, they all say he's fat
and cannot face the facts
his health risks are small and his heart's still tickin'
and we watched them act sickened
and the disrespect in the magazines
why is that a thing?
some whiny pissants, hashtag resistin'
Hillary supporters miss her
the knuckleheads try to diss
calling of him all the "-ist"s!
they've no shame, yet, they try to shame him
he hits back, but hey, can you blame him?
so babies, the next time around
don't you act entitled to the crown
and whine and cry and scream a lot
when results aren't as thought
Donald Fights Back

Donald Fights Back

Media Will Hit Him, But Donald Fights Back!
Media Will Hit Him, But Donald Fights Back!
Media Will Hit Him, But Donald Fights Back!
Media Will Hit Him, But Donald Fights Back!