-> "I Hate Private Schools And I Can Not Lie"
Original Song Title:
"I Like Big Butts And I Can Not Lie"
Parody Song Title:
"I Hate Private Schools And I Can Not Lie"
Parody Written by:
dude's mom
The Lyrics
Oh my God, Sarah
Look at the school
the outside is so nice
But i dont like the inside its bad yah
Because its a hell hole for torture
They only want students so that they can have money and wont give back
I mean their greedy yah
I cant believe their a rip off yah ACK!
Look THERE MEAN TO STUDENTS!
I hate private school and i can not lie
You students may deny
but just wait when youre the school
you will find out
that its not worth it
they are a rip off
on the outside is good
but the inside is bad
Oh baby believe right now
i am not lying
If you think
i am lying
then wait wait wait until you come
OH! I hate it
its really disgusting
The teachers are so mean
And they give a lot of tests
I hate the homework, and the quizzes
Its stress, work, and i really dont like it
I really hate it
the hecks with it
its jinx, bad, dont go there
im tired of magazines say private schools are cool
which is actually the worst
than public school oh yeah
so students, yeah, students yeah'
do you want to go back to the school
OH NO
Then save, save, save your money
OH YEAH!
The shcool is a rip off
I HATE IT!
I dont like private school oh yeah
because for one thing
they give a lot of punishments
And they even shout a lot
I just want to get dynamite
and BOOM DOUBLE BOOM BOOM
To tear down the school apart
And no more torture hurray!
But right now its there oh no!
And i wish i wasnt here
because i hate the school
and the school should be sued!
I wish it was gone
Shoot i guess it cant
But
it must be stopped
I hate the teachers
because for one
thing they have no heart
They are nothing but
Witches and Warlocks!
Oh my goodness maybe there
not human, they could
be ailens
invading the real one
in space and the fake in earth
OH NO THIS IS BAD
BECAUSE AILENS INVADE THE EARTH!
AHHHHHHHH EARTH IS INVADED
so students, yeah, students yeah'
do you want to go back to the school
OH NO
Well then support the
Kill private school foundation
OH YEAHHHHHHHH!
Oh yeah
When it comes to school
All the privates schools is the worse
the worse
ever built
oh yeah
because is not popular
So you hate private schools a lot
And public school is the best
but there are both strengths and weaknesses
To choose which school is the best for you oh yeah
But i say public school oh yeah
because they are not so tough
Some students say private schools the best
but its not they take
away your money
that needs to be spent on important things
So they say private schools are good
but they are not
They are lying a lot
oh yeah they are those cheap heads
Give me a machine gun
so i can kill private schools!
I hate it a lot i cant
wait to kill private schools
Some say that public school is the best
And its true its the best ever
But if private school is the best
Then everything is corrupted
So students if you hate private schools
and want it destroyed
Dial 1-900-PrivateschoolSUX
And kill all the Private schools! OH YEAH!
Kill the private schools!
Private schools is the worst school ever
Private schools is the worst school ever
Private schools is the worst school ever
Private schools is the worst school ever
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