-> "The Kong Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Thong Song"
Parody Song Title:
"The Kong Song"
Parody Written by:
Ace
The Lyrics
Ooh, that ape so perilous
You know another city couldn't handle it
He's knockin' down shit like who's the ish
With a chick in his hand lookin' so delish
Uh. He likes to crush all the hip-hop-spots
While he's dodgin' the bullets like connect the dots
He's just so huge he can't be stopped
Because he's livin' la vida loca
He's as tough as a truck, truck, truck
Big like what, what, what?
Kick your tiny butt, butt, butt
I think I'll sing it again
He's as tough as a truck, truck, truck
Big like what, what, what?
All night long
Let's run from King Kong
That Kong Kong Kong Kong Kong
He's a monkey everybody know (da da da da)
He's naked so his batch'll show (da da da da)
If he kills you it'll really blow (da da da da)
That Kong Kong Kong Kong Kong
(This is the screaming guy's part after the big crescendo)
Yeaaaaaaah, baby, that Kong Kong Kong Kong Kong
He's a giant monkAY
I don't think you heard me!
I like the way he squashed that thing
He's climbing the Empire State Building
He's huge, and big, and hairy, and large
Oh, shit, baby, he's gonna step on us!
Whoaaa!
(screaming till the end of the song)
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