Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Gimli"
Original Song Title:
"Kiss Me"
Original Performer:
Sixpence none the richer
Parody Song Title:
"Gimli"
Parody Written by:
The Thought Police
The Lyrics
Another LOTR-themed parody,and this one's all about the Dwarf with the axe!
Gimli,chop up the Orcish army
Quickly,go kick some mean,green @$$
Swing,swing, swing your deadly axe
"Leggy"keeps the score and he'll watch your back
Oh,Gimli,we need someone to fight at-
Helms Deep,and even Pellinor
Lift your sharpened blade
Lop off those heads and strike the Uruk-Hai dead
Elven guy's counting-
Go Gimli !
Gimli,cut down the Uruk shock troops
Bring me another orcs severed head
Swing,swing, swing again your axe
Elf is up to 94,you're at 26
Oh,Gimli,we someone to fight at-
Helms Deep,and even Pellinor
Lift your sharpened blade
Lop off those heads and strike the Uruk-Hai dead
Elven guy's counting-
Go Gimli !
Quickly,go kick some mean,green @$$
Swing,swing, swing your deadly axe
"Leggy"keeps the score and he'll watch your back
Oh,Gimli,we need someone to fight at-
Helms Deep,and even Pellinor
Lift your sharpened blade
Lop off those heads and strike the Uruk-Hai dead
Elven guy's counting-
Go Gimli !
Gimli,cut down the Uruk shock troops
Bring me another orcs severed head
Swing,swing, swing again your axe
Elf is up to 94,you're at 26
Oh,Gimli,we someone to fight at-
Helms Deep,and even Pellinor
Lift your sharpened blade
Lop off those heads and strike the Uruk-Hai dead
Elven guy's counting-
Go Gimli !
Before now,i had no idea that this song was so short-but then again,so is the subject matter...
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 9 | 8 | 9 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Very funny!
They say a little can add up to a lot!
Great job TTP! "Elf is up to 94, you're at 26" made me LOL.
Thanks LOL,pickle,and Ashkicksass, the 94-26 line was my favorite,too !
hehehe...Gimli is totally underappreciated...and therefore totally deserving of this fabulous work! 5s, TTP!! =)
Just for future reference, it's Pelenor, not Pellinor. That was a clever parody nonetheless. I gave you all 5's just for doing a song about Gimli.
Great job. I heard the original song on the radio in my car this morning. Anyway, 5-5-5.
Thanks Arwen,praise from your Elven majesty is always a welcome sight ; ) TP ,thanks for the comments,I always thought it was about time the Dwarf had a turn under the AmIRight spotlight. Serafina,thanks for the score -every time I remeber hearing the original,I always seems a lot longer than written. Thanks again,all !
Oh stop...now you're making me blush! ; )
Fantastic! I loved this. 5's :-)
And thanks also to you ,Adam!
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/sixpencenonethericher7.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1208
