she may invite you in, modesty she's without
try to mix you daquiri's in a paper cup
if i find out, you're dead. it's a battle you've lost
you'll never see the end of the pain
if you tussle with me

hey now, hey now
don't screw my mother
hey now, hey now
your world will end
i'll come, i'll come
and brawl, bitch, fight, and cuss
you know that you can't win.

now i'm towing your car, i've made a hole in your roof
mom's protection is causing me suspicion but there's no proof
on the machine today you described how she'd taste
i erased it before i'd really built up my rage

hey now, hey now
don't screw my mother
hey now, hey now
your world will end
i'll come, i'll come
and brawl, bitch, fight, and cuss
you know that you can't win.

now i'm waking again to the beat of her bum
and i'm counting the steps to the door as you start
to realize i'm there, you jump clear off the roof
i follow, letting go my irritation and my grief

hey now, hey now
don't screw my mother
hey now, hey now
your world will end
i'll come, i'll come
and brawl, bitch, fight, and cuss
you know that you can't win.