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Song Parodies -> "There's a Vampire Running for President"
Original Song Title:
"David Duke is Running for President"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Skankin' Pickle
Parody Song Title:
"There's a Vampire Running for President"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On First
The Lyrics
Jonathon Sharkey (who claims to drink the blood of his girlfriends and mistresses twice a week) tried running for governor of Minnesota some years ago, but he didn't win. Now he's on to bigger things, like the presidential election.
Is he a real candidate, or is he just a dud?
He says if he's elected, he'll suck Obama's blood
A creature, a monster is running for president
There's a vampire running for president
He says he's The Impaler, and he'll execute Bush
But a werewolf candidate would beat his Transylvanian tush
A creature, a monster, is running for president
There's a vampire running for president
He says if he's elected, he'll suck Obama's blood
A creature, a monster is running for president
There's a vampire running for president
He says he's The Impaler, and he'll execute Bush
But a werewolf candidate would beat his Transylvanian tush
A creature, a monster, is running for president
There's a vampire running for president
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