Song Parodies -> "Wait and Eat"

Original Song Title:

"Wait and Bleed"

Original Performer:

Slipknot

Parody Song Title:

"Wait and Eat"

Parody Written by:

GU Bauer

The Lyrics

(chorus)
I've felt the hunger rise up in me
get up and get me some damn food
I really wanna sandwhich with some cheese
Inside my kitchen I'll wait and eat. (repeat)

Goodbye!!

I wipe it of on a napkin, the cake is sweeter this time
Everything is 3D salami!
My mouth is sticky and sweet the taste buds are standing straight up
This is not the way I pictured me
I can't control my cravings where the hell is the mustard
something about this, so very fucked
I have to belch out loud, i wish I had some ketchup
Is it a snacky snake or some celery

(chorus)

get outta my freezer cuz I'm freezin' this
Why didn't refridgerate this?
I'm a victim a diabetic canidate
I have sinned by just making my mind up

And taking the mayonaise!!

(chorus 2X)

I haven't ate a thing
You haven't made a thing
The craving was in my-tummy
the cake was always-GREEN!

I haven't ate a thing
You haven't made a thing
The craving was in my-tummy
the cake was always-GREEN!

Chorus 2X

And the craving staaaaaays!!

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