-> "Wait and Cook"
Original Song Title:
"Wait and Bleed"
Parody Song Title:
"Wait and Cook"
Parody Written by:
PorkSoda
The Lyrics
I felt the cheese rise up in me
Kneel down and eat the pizza and beans
I cook at Burger King; the one you can't see
Inside my kitchen I Cook and Eat
GOODBYE!
I wipe it off my face
The cheese is hotter this time
Everything is cheesey pizza
My stove is white and gold
The ovens straight hot
This is not the way I pictured Burger King
I cannot control my stove
How the hell did I cook this?
Something about this cheese - so very wrong
I had to cook out loud
I wish I didn't cook this
IS IT CHEESE OR A SALOMI?
I cooked the cheese and put it in me
Kneel down and eat my brussel sprouts
I cook where you can't see
Inside my kitchen I Wait and Cook
GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN
Cause I don't need this
THE STUPID MUFFIN BAKE?
But I'll cook some cupcakes for the Reverend
I AM SIMBA!
I'll cough and sneeze I'LL EAT YOUR CHEESE AWAY!
I ate my cheese inside of me
I knelt down and puked up my frido bleed
I cook around my Burger King
Inside my kitchen I WAKE AND COOK!
GOODBYE!
YOU HAVEN'T ATE A THING
I HAVEN'T COOKED YOU LUNCH
THE CHEESE IS IN MY SAUCE
I'LL GIVE YOU STEAK AND FRIES!
YOU HAVEN'T ATE A THING
I HAVEN'T COOKED YOU LUNCH!
THE CHEESE IS IN YOUR SAUCE
I"LL MAKE YOU STEAK AND FRIES!
I felt the cheese rise up in me
I knelt down and puked the cheese and leaves
I cook around my Burger King
Inside my kitchen I Wait and Cook
I felt the cheese rise up in me
Kneel down and slip on the cheesey floor
I cook aruond my Burger King
Inside my kitchen I WAIT AND COOK!
AND I"LL GIVE CHEESE TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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How Funny: | 3.6 | |
Overall Rating: | 2.6 | |
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Total Votes: | 9 |
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