Song Parodies -> "The Greatest Game I've Ever Known"

Original Song Title:

"Today"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Smashing Pumpkins

Parody Song Title:

"The Greatest Game I've Ever Known"

Parody Written by:

Ad Nasueum

The Lyrics

This parody right here is about this time I saw a guy who wanted to buy some video game. He goes to the store and he doesn't have enough money for it, so he whines about it. Enjoy (hopefully)...

Can't pay for the greatest...
Game I've ever known
Can't get it tomorrow
It will not last that long
I sell you my house
Before I walk out

I wanted more
Than Halo could grant me
And I can't afford
That huge price tag

This game is the greatest...
Thing I've ever known
Can't buy it tomorrow
It's the last in stock
I'll smuggle it out
Before I walk out

The Gears of War
I want to forget
My library
Is old and unplayed
My games they stink

This game is...
This game is...
This game is...
The greatest thing!

I want to turn it on
I want to turn it on
I want to turn it on
I want to turn it...

Can't pay for the greatest...
Can't pay for the greatest game...
Can't pay for the greatest game...
That I've ever really known...

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