-> "Bread With Buttered Sides"
Original Song Title:
"Bullet With Butterfly Wings"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bread With Buttered Sides"
The Lyrics
My toast is burned
Sent to the microwave
Secret heat waves
Toast your bread the way you like
And where's my butter
For my burned bread
Oven toasters and a piece of the bread
Even though I know
I suppose I'll toast
All my Dempster's and whole wheat
Despite my microwave I will still butter toast in a cage
Despite my microwave I will still butter toast in a cage
Someone will empty my crumb-filled crumb tray
Despite my microwave I will still butter toast in a cage
Now I'll make it
Nothing but butter, please
But can you make it
On malba toast this time
And what's your brand
For breakfast tomorrow
Which bread do you got?!
But you buy the same
Even though I know
I suppose I'll toast
All my Dempster's and whole wheat
Despite my microwave I will still butter toast in a cage
Despite my microwave I will still butter toast in a cage
Someone will empty my crumb-filled crumb tray
Despite my microwave I will still butter toast in a cage
Tell me there's some white bread
Tell me there's some white bread
Don't waste your whole loaf
Don't waste your whole loaf on me
Despite my microwave I will still butter toast in a cage
Despite my microwave I will still butter toast in a cage
Someone will empty my crumb-filled crumb tray
Despite my microwave I will still butter toast in a cage
Despite my microwave I will still butter toast in a
Despite my microwave I will still butter toast in a
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