-> "Toking On A Bong"
Original Song Title:
"Walking On The Sun"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Toking On A Bong"
Parody Written by:
Dr. B
The Lyrics
Hey where's the smoke
I'd like to buy the world a toke
And teach the world to inhale in perfect harmony
And teach the world that pot is a personal desire
Hey I know it's a just a song but it's spice for the recipe
This a bong attack
I know it went out but it's back it's just like any fad
It retracts before impact
And just like fashion it's a passion for the stoners and the dudes
If you got the goods they'll come and buy it just to stay in the clique
So don't delay - act now
Supplies are running out
Allow, if you want to get high,
Six to eight hits to arrive
And if you inhale their may
Be a tomorrow but if
The offer is done
You might as well be toking from a bong
Thirty-five years ago
They smoked out and they broke out
The papers and pipes and together they toked
And they folked out with guitars around a bon fire just singin' and clappin' man what the hell happened some were spell bound some were hell bound some they
Fell down and some got back up
And fought back 'gainst the melt down
And their kids are hippie chicks or hypocrites
Because society is smashin'
The true meaning of it
So don't delay - act now
Supplies are running out
Allow, if you want to get high,
Six to eight hits to arrive
And if you inhale their may
Be a tomorrow but if
The offer is done
You might as well be toking from a bong
It ain't no joke when a mamma's handkerchief is soaked
With her tears because her babies life has been revoked
The bond is broke up so choke up and focus on the close up
Mr. wizard can't perform no god like hocus-pocus
So don't sit back kick back and watch the world get bushed whacked
News at 10:00 your neighborhood is under attack
Put away the bong before the bong puts you away
You need to be there when your babies old enough to relate
So don't delay - act now
Supplies are running out
Allow, if you want to get high,
Six to eight hits to arrive
And if you inhale their may
Be a tomorrow but if
The offer is done
You might as well be toking from a bong
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