Some hobo once told me
He couldn't find my city
The only one that's not on the map
I said look you stupid bum
Took my finger and thumb
And dug my nails into his forehead

Well the bums start comming and they don't stop comming
Got my gun and sent those bums running
They didn't quite get the pont of my game
Because all that they got out of it was pain

So many bums, so many guns
So what's wrong with having a lil' fun
You'll never know if you aim low
Cause' then all you'll hit is their toe

Hey now
It's a dumb bum
There the train goes
Go run

Hey now
It's a smart bum
Here's a math book
Have fun

And all those bums aren't too bad
It's just their big heads that makes me mad

It's a dumb place
And they say it get dumber
Here come the bums and I got my hummer
But the stupid ignition switch is broken
I bet it was some bum, now he's in for a chokin'

The roads I drive
Are gettin' pretty full
The bums have got cars and they think they're cool
My Saab goes fast
How about yours
The bums have got Camaros and this means war

Hey now
It's a dumb bum
There the train goes
Go run

Hey now
It's a smart bum
Here's a math book
Have fun

And all those bums aren't too bad
It's just their big heads that makes me mad

(music)

Hey now
It's a dumb bum
There the train goes
Go run

How now
It's a smart bum
Here's a math book
Have fun

And all those bums aren't too bad
It's just their big heads______

Some hobo once asked
Could we get some B.K. fast
I need to get some grease onto my plate
I said no
Ya stupid hobo
I don't have any change to go
And besides you are way too overweight

Well the bums start comming and they don't start comming
Got my gun and sent the bums running
They didn't quite get the point of my game
Because all that they got out of it was pain

So many bums, so many guns
So what's wrong with having a lil' fun
You'll never know if you aim low
Cause' then all you'll hit is their toe

Hey now
It's a dumb bum
There the train goes
Go run

Hey now
It's a smart bum
Here's a mathbook
Have fun

And all those bums aren't too bad
It's just their big heads that makes me mad______