-> "Ma-Gus"
Original Song Title:
"All Star"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ma-Gus"
Parody Written by:
Jeishii Kanzaki
The Lyrics
Raistlin:
My brother once told me
He'd walk the dark path with me
I told him he was messed up in the head
Now, my brother's kinda dumb
His brain is kinda numb
He has a stamp that says "VOID" on his forehead
Well, the years start coming
And they don't stop coming
Fed to the lich and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for magic, hun
I am smart but Caramon's dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the dark streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
the Companions:
Hey now, you're a Magus
Get your robes on, go play
Hey now, you're a God now
Get the Cataclysm on, get paid
And Raistlin's skin is gold
There's a lotta power in the staff that he holds
Tika (to Raist):
Your Tower is a cold place and they say it gets colder
You're huddled up now
Wait 'til you get older
But the liches within beg to differ
Judging by the ghosties I see in this picture
Tanis:
Dalamar says you're getting pretty thin
But then judging by your form
You've always been slim
My world's on fire, how about yours
And did I ever tell you Kitiara's a whore?
the Companions:
Hey now, you're a Magus
Get your robes on, go play
Hey now, you're a God now
Get the Cataclysm on, get paid
And Raistlin's skin is gold
There's a lotta power in the staff that he holds
Go for the whole sep
Go for the whole sep
Go for the whole sep
Go, go, go, go for the whole sep
the Companions:
Hey now, you're a Magus
Get your robes on, go play
Hey now, you're a God now
Get the Cataclysm on, get paid
And Raistlin's skin is gold
There's a lotta power
Raistlin:
Somebody once asked
What did I have against Tas
I said I just want him far away from this place
Tas:
I said yep
What a concept
I could use a magic myself
Look! I have a kender spoon of change (er, turning)
Raistlin:
Well, the years start coming
And they don't stop coming
Fed to the lich and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for magic, hun
I am smart but Caramon's dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the dark streets
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
the Companions:
Hey now, you're a Magus
Get your robes on, go play
Hey now, you're a God now
Get the Cataclysm on, get paid
And Raistlin's skin is gold
There's a lotta power in the staff that he holds
And Raistlin's skin is gold
There's a lotta power in the staff that he holds
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