Song Parodies -> "Fat cat named Screamer"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Believer"

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Original Performer:

"Fat cat named Screamer"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I wrote this parody for my overweight cat Screamer.

I thought cats were never the same size as whales
Meat from something else for him to eat
He was out to eat me
That's the way it seems
I can't believe he inhaled all my creams

And then I saw his waist
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of food in his bowl
He is huge
That cat named Screamer
I couldn't lift him if I tried

As a kitten he ate three times his body weight
And the more I gave the more he ate, oh yeah
When he starts meowin'
He's louder than a train
He blocks out the sunshine like a plane

And then I saw his waist
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of food in his bowl
He is huge
That cat named Screamer
I couldn't lift him if I tried

When he starts meowin'
He's louder than a train
He blocks out the sunshine like a plane

And then I saw his waist
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of food in his bowl
He is huge
That cat named Screamer
I couldn't lift him if I tried

And then I saw his waist
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of food in his bowl
Now I'm a believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
The fat cat named Screamer
The fat cat named Screamer
The fat cat named Screamer

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Michael Pacholek - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment

And the cat takes the ladle instead of a spoon. Little boy, your cat's as big as the Moon. When he goes on diet, I don't know when, but you'll have a healthy cat then, Zach. You're gonna have a healthy cat then. We've had plenty of corpulent kitties in my family, so I can empathize. Maybe you can take him to the Kitty Ford clinic.

E-G-E-C-T - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Another should-be 2000s paordy that was incorrrectly labeled as 90s... tisk tisk.

Nader - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Wow this was too funny but I still think u should've wrote new lyrics on every new verse instead of just repeating the same thing OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND...

Adam - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey Zack. It's me. Send me an email when you see this. How's the kid?(from the prank) Stay away from hot dogs and chainsaws. Oh, the parody is HILLARIOUS!!!!!

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