-> "Pawn Star"
Original Song Title:
"All Star"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Pawn Star"
The Lyrics
Somebody once told me my job ain't gonna pay me
workin at mcdonalds will leave you dead
I was fellin kinda dumb so i got talkin to my mum
she said can you lend me some money for some bread
well I started up a shop that sold old stuff for money
I sold many tvs and cell phones funny
Didn't make sense to make dough for fun
some stuff its broken but some still run
So much to buy so much to sell
So what's wrong with livin in a junk hell
You'll never buy if you don't go
some stuffs just too good to throw
Hey now, you're a Pawn star, you money lender get paid
Hey now, you're a pawn star sell peoples trash every day
And all that you sell is old
Only shootin robbers gives you cashflow
It's a rat race, and they say it gets older
They're hockin items CDs and jewelery getting golder
But the Kmart men beg to differ
Judgin by the hole in my tv pictures
Quality appliance stock gettin real thin
Your Ataris getting old so why not cash in
My stock sells like fire, how about yours?
Cuz that's the way i sell it and i never get bored
Hey now, you're a Pawn star, this not a salvation army place
Hey now, you're a pawn star sell peoples trash every day
And all that you sell is old
Only shootin robbers gives you cashflow
Somebody once asked could I buy that old turntable
I need to listen to my vinyl 78s
I said yep, heres ya receipt, I could use cash on my plate
And we could all use a little change
Well, the sales start coming and they don't stop stopping
I sold me a Sega and an electric guitar
Didn't make sense just to sell cheap stuff
Some of it works but some of it sucks
So much to buy so much to sell
So what's wrong with livin in a junk hell
You'll never buy if you don't go
some stuffs just too good to throw
Hey now, you're a Pawn star, you money lender get paid
Hey now, you're a pawn star sell peoples trash every day
And all that you sell is old
Only shootin robbers gives you cashflow
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