-> "Behind Bars (the crime song)"
Original Song Title:
"All Star"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Behind Bars (the crime song)"
Parody Written by:
Wade Quartz
The Lyrics
Somebody once mugged me
i thought that he would hug me
but I didn't see the mask on his head
he was looking kind of weird
like he had had to much beer
and had a skull and crossbones on his forehead
oh you better start runnin
and you don't stop runnin
the cops are after you cause you've been gunnin
doesn't make sense just to snipe someone
you get put in jail and
that's no fun
no ps2
no taco bell
when you've been put into a jail cell
if you never go then you wont know
but the loony bin's not the place to go
hey now
you are wanted
your being hunted
that cant be good
hey now
you are wanted
youre being hunted
go back to the hood
all that are still living are witnesses
only shooting cops gets you in trouble
it's a cruel world
and its gonna get crueler
unless we stop pulling out guns
like a western dueler
the safeties off
the bullets in
the dude with the gun
is probably gonna win
my arms on fire
oh dear lord
the bullet hit the bone
and its getting really sore
[Repeat chorus 2x]
somebody once asked if I could spare some change for gas
and I said get a job your such a disgrace
he said no your heads about to blow
then a boom and a whole lot of pain
oh you better start runnin
and you don't stop runnin
the cops are after you cause you've been gunnin
doesn't make sense just to snipe someone
you get put in jail and
that's no fun
no ps2
no taco bell
when you've been put into a jail cell
if you never go then you wont know
but the loony bin's not the place to go
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