It ain't no joke, I admit that my will is broke
and now I surf upon the internet you see
and surf for sites just like the chatrooms and the bathrooms
Hey, I know there's one online and it'd be nice for a virtual pee

This is a net attack, and I'm addicted in fact
it's just like virtual crack, once your hooked you can't go back
and just like dealers it's my servers whom i go for my fix
if they broke on down, no doubt I'd suffer from some virtual fits

So don't delay, act now
The net is what it's about
Sign up and you will soon find
you're lagging six years behind
and if you sign up today
It may be finished in may
so bring a gun cos surfin on the internet is fun.

2.5 years ago I hooked up and I shook up
from the cybers and subscribers who've done it by the book
and they hung out playin wavs inside of powwow
just laughin and chattin, man, what the hell happened
and some were female, some pretend that they were female
and so go and send chain letters through your email
and some get a hold of you on icq
until A.O.L put us through hell for buying it too

So don't delay, act now
The net is what it's about
Sign up and you will soon find
you're lagging six years behind
and if you sign up today
It may be finished in may
so bring a gun cos surfin on the internet is fun.

It ain't no joke when a virus has your comp gone broke
and your server says that your account has been revoked
the net is broke up, don't choke up, and focus on the close up
website waiting for reply is bound to get your nose up
so don't sit back, click back, your browser ends up bushwhacked
News at 10, your new account is under attack
Put away the mouse before it tells you where to go
and be prepared to read a screenful of L.M.A.O.'s

So don't delay, act now
The net is what it's about
Sign up and you will soon find
you're lagging six years behind
and if you sign up today
It may be finished in may
so bring a gun cos surfin on the internet is fun.