Met a pig named Girly
Said she was hurly-burly
And late for the party
In the schoolyard

She was dressed from head to toe
And her sparkles, don’t ya know
Were diamonds that she stole
From a Mob Boss

But,

I didn’t tattle
Cause I wanted her
As my new friend
And maybe be popular

But then she met a nerd
His name was Rufus
Everyone thought
He was a Doofus

Not into sports
Not into spies
However they love
Watchin’ time fly

No one calls
When I need a ride
Why keep secrets
When nothing hides

What’s Up
I’m a geek too
Math, Science, Hist-Ory
What’s Up
I’m a dork too
Still Sleepin’ with my, teddies
We’re all lame but amusing
We’re all besties now
Up Till the Cruising

Got Our own place
A city Apartment
Heater just broke
Don’t call the Department

We Can Fix It, got all the tools we will need
It’s not magic, it’s just science from our team
A wrench and a hammering there
Suddenly, It’s sucking in our hair
And with a small bang, it is fixed
That’s good, cause I like it here and I don’t want us kicked

What’s Up
I’m a geek too
Math, Science, Hist-Ory
What’s Up
I’m a dork too
Still Sleepin’ with my, teddies
We’re all lame but amusing
We’re all besties now

Girl-y and Rufus said
Our place is in a funk
I agree, and hey, there must be some solution
You know we’ve changed a lot since then
And you know, I think we’re all okay''''''
In fact, we left some kind of intrusion

But,

I didn’t tattle
Cause I wanted her
As my new friend
And Maybe be popular

But then she met a nerd
His name was Rufus
Everyone thought
He was a Doofus

Not into sports
Not into spies
However they love
Watchin’ time fly

No one calls
When I need a ride
Why keep secrets
When nothing hides

What’s Up
I’m a geek too
Math, Science, Hist-Ory
What’s Up
I’m a dork too
Still Sleepin’ with my, teddies
We’re all lame but amusing
We’re all besties now
Up Till the Cruising