Somebody once told me the princess was kidnapped
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
He was looking kind of dumb with his fabric on his cap
In the shape of an "L" on his forehead

Well, the games keep coming and they don’t stop coming
Always save the girl and I hit the ground running
Didn’t make sense not to exist for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what’s wrong with going go-karting?
You’ll never know if you don’t play
I’ll never shine if you don’t play

Hey now, I’m an all-star, get my game on, go play
Hey now, I’m a jazz star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is coins
Only shootin’ stars make our world

It's a cool level, and they say it gets colder
I'm bundled up now in my new power
But all of my friends beg to differ
Judging by the podoboos in the level picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
Now it’s a water level and we jump right in
My overalls seen stuff, how bout yours?
That’s the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now, I’m an all-star, get my game on, go play
Hey now, I’m a jazz star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is coins
Only shootin’ stars make our world

Hey now, I’m an all-star, get my game on, go play
Hey now, I’m a jazz star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is coins
Only shootin’ stars make our world

Somebody once asked could I spare some coins for p-wings?
I need to get myself away from this kingdom
I said yahoo! What a switcheroo
I could use some buffalo wings myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the games keep coming and they don’t stop coming
Always save the girl and I hit the ground running
Didn’t make sense not to exist for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what’s wrong with going go-karting?
You’ll never know if you don’t play
I’ll never shine if you don’t play

Hey now, I’m an all-star, get my game on, go play
Hey now, I’m a jazz star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is coins
Only shootin’ stars make our world

And all that glitters is coins
Only shootin’ stars make our world