Song Parodies -> "Murder Was Intention"

Original Song Title:

"Rhythm is a Dancer"

Original Performer:

"Murder Was Intention"

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The Lyrics

Recently, two 12 yr old girls in Wisconsin tried to kill a classmate as a sacrifice so that they would have a vision of the horror urban legend of "Slender Man"- a demonic figure found online. The legend is that it lives in a Wisconsin national park in a hidden mansion that serves as a refuge for hurting girls. Their friend was lured into the woods for a game of hide-and-seek and was stabbed 19 times before being abandoned. She crawled on her stomach to the road and flagged down a bicyclist who called an ambulance. The girls were arrested and face 60 years each for attempted homicide. Another girl in the UK age 13 also stabbed her mom with a knife in the kitchen to see "Slender Man." Truly disturbing stuff...

Murder was intention
Two classmates were demented
To the woods and stabbed her there
In “Slender Man” rejoicing
Warped vision quest were searching
Knifed her, blood was everywhere

Felt stabbin' and quick slashin'
Oh how the blood was gushin'
All a sick obsession
God, No!!! (Help Me!!!)

There was no doubt
Horror film misled you, and led to
Demons inside you, premeditated moves
Sickening sensation, blood-lust lacerations
Beyond intimidation, in this crime complicit
As they led her into the woods
It was their goal to slay, sacrificial move
All for “Slender Man”

Death trap- evil two... thrilled to... kill you
Truth be told, was cruel, loved it, twisted
Wanted to eviscerate you
Morgan and Anissa will haunt you
Left you to die in the woods that they left you
Attempted homicide- 1st degree
Murder was intention

Murder was intention
Two classmates were demented
To the woods and stabbed her there
In “Slender Man” rejoicing
Warped vision quest were searching
Knifed her, blood was everywhere

Felt stabbin' and quick slashin'
Oh how the blood was gushin'
All a sick obsession
God, No!!! (Help Me!!!)

Attempted homicide- 1st degree
Murder was intention

Murder was intention
Two classmates were demented
To the woods and stabbed her there
In “Slender Man” rejoicing
Warped vision quest were searching
Knifed her, blood was everywhere

Felt stabbin' and quick slashin'
Oh how the blood was gushin'
All a sick obsession
God, No!!! (Help Me!!!)

Murder was intention
Two classmates were demented
To the woods and stabbed her there
In “Slender Man” rejoicing
Warped vision quest were searching
Knifed her, blood was everywhere

Felt stabbin' and quick slashin'
Oh how the blood was gushin'
All a sick obsession
God, No!!! (Help Me!!!)

There was no doubt
Horror film misled you, and led to
Demons inside you, premeditated moves
Sickening sensation, blood-lust lacerations
Beyond intimidation, in this crime complicit
As they led her into the woods
It was their goal to slay, sacrificial move
All for “Slender Man”

Death trap- evil two... thrilled to... kill you
Truth be told, was cruel, loved it, twisted
Wanted to eviscerate you
Morgan and Anissa will haunt you
Left you to die in the woods that they left you
Attempted homicide- 1st degree
Murder was intention

Murder was intention
Two classmates were demented
To the woods and stabbed her there
In “Slender Man” rejoicing
Warped vision quest were searching
Knifed her, blood was everywhere

Felt stabbin' and quick slashin'
Oh how the blood was gushin'
All a sick obsession
God, No!!! (Help Me!!!)

[On her belly crawled onto the road...]

Years they're gonna do (each 60)

Note: I know the lyrics are repetitious, but so are the original lyrics!!!

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