-> "Mountain Dew 2"
Original Song Title:
"Gin & Juice 2"
Parody Song Title:
"Mountain Dew 2"
The Lyrics
Ahh-haaa
Get on your ten speed and ride, cause this is number two
You didn't think I would touch it two times did ya
Mountain Dew up in this remake, yeaha
Like always all of these lyrics are done by me, you feel me (you heard me)
Get your ice, get your cups, 'cause we about to get hyper out here
Yah (yah), Straight up, Uhmm (uhmm), Yah (yah)
I'm still ridin', drinkin', back in the day like I use to
Just give me some drank of that mountain dew
Hit up 7-11 for some more
Add a little candy from the same store
Low energy and I need it for the cause
If I don't get it am about break all the laws
Harrassin' my friend to come with me
He ain't tryin' to hear it and leave me be
To get hyped up off that high caffeine
Let's go get loose, and do what we always do
I got a few, and I choose to drink solo
Especially on weekends ridin' on my low-low
This ain't mine, I don't mess with the caffeine-free
So toss this out B
Ridin down highway centers for thrills
I'm ridin' slow so I make sure my drink don't spill, that's real
[Chorus]
Ridin' down the street, 10 speed
Drankin', eatin', sittin' on seats
Hit top speed so I can feel the breeze
Never slippin', keep my eyes on the vehicles (2X)
Now get this, I'm on Dixie highway just messin' around
Ridin' the turning lane how we do, ride this town
Twenty ounce of mountain dew, I just ran out
Then lets go back out, look here
There ain't no need for you to be wastin' my time
See I picked it up, now I'm gonna drink it up, and sip it up
Gotta get what I need, so I can come back to reality
Without that caffeine-free, it's just not the same
The flavor is worse, 'cause it doesn't do anything to keep me sane
Sippin' my drink while cruisin' center highway
It's only my way, hella tight, it's the fly way
Need another twenty ounce, tryin' to maintain
Drank so fast I got a freeze straight to the brain
Now this ain't no thang, 'cause I'm use to this
I like the feeling that's in my head so I grabbed another one to get
[Chorus x2]
Somebody say, I wanna get hyper
(Say what, say what)
Come on, Now
Everybody say, I wanna get hyper
(What he say, what he say) YAH
I stopped at a local shop
My boy saw me, stopped me, bugged me
"Hey homey, hook me up, since you got that twelve pack cans"
Playa you know I'm know for having what I can
I say we go back to my crib, that's the plan
I'll get what I can with the money that I have left
If times get hard, I'll pull up to the store and do some petty theft
Gotta go get me something, I need to drink something
Got it (got it), you know I got it
Man stop frontin', hook your boy up
Hook me up with free pop (yeah)
So I don't have to go across to the shop
[Chorus x2]
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