*man pissing*
Um, um, um, um
I'm serious, where am I, who are you people?
where's my ass creamer at, man?
Um, nurse, um, nurse... HEY NURSE!
Get another bedpan in this motherlover.
I'ma tired, I'ma tired Nancy.

------Verse One:Ronald Reagan-----
With so much drama in the Nursing Home,
It's kinda hard bein Ron to the double A, um,
But I don't know my way,
Keep running down the corridors every single day
May I, cough something for the G's (um?)
Was that me who just let out (yeah!) tha' breeze, phew!
2 in the evening and the party's still jumpin
Cause my children don't come,
I got Nancy in the privy room gettin it on
And, she ain't leavin til six in the evening (six in the evening)
So where did you come from, shooooot,
I got the bedsheets that are rubber and my homeboys do too,
So let's have a fight, a walker war.
But (um what?) I forgot how the next line goes. (Drat!)
So I'm gonna need an ounce of this,
This drug goes down, while my memory loss just comes back to this.

Running down the halls eating jello, with my medicine & juice.
Old man. [yeah, my mind's kinda funny, and I'm funny in my mind]
Running down the halls and butt-naked, with my medicine & juice.
Old man. [yeah, my mind's kinda funny, and I'm funny in my mind]


-----Verse Two: S.T.G.(the nurse).------
Now, that, I got them some greens and ham,
Everybody got they cups, but they ain't downed them,
Now this types of crap, happens all the time
Old people gots to have theirs, if not, the pills are all mine.
The patients are fine when they listenin to the S-T-G
I change the dirty diapers, and the bedpans from 9 to 3.
Ron, listen, to the words that I speak
Now get some clothes on before I go and call Nancy.
Now let's get to talking bout this witch named Nancy (Nancy?)
She says she is the Reagan's lady (where's my mommy)
Old and wrinkly, when I tell that witch please
Please calm down your Ronny, or we'll just put him to sleep.
At ease, when I come to the Oldies Home, stinky breeze,
beeeotch, I'm just

Strolling down the halls feeding jello, with their medicine and juice.
Old man!
[yeah, their mind's kinda funny, and they're funny in the mind]
Strolling down the halls clothing Reagan,
forgot his medicine and juice. Old man!
[yeah, their mind's kinda funny, and they're funny in the mind

Verse Three:
Later on that day
That creepy old Ronny came through with a gang of oldies
With a fat @$$ J, of some bubonic chronic that made me choke
This $h!+ Nancy don't know.
I had to back up off of it and drink his cup down,
Sedatives and chronic, yeah I'm yucked up now
But it ain't no stoppin, I'm still poppin
Ron's got some ladies from the city of Compton
So dirty, they're all grey haired up on top.
Cause when my boss comes up, I'm raisin up off the cot
Don't get upset R, that's just how it goes
I don't love the olds, 'cept you got the dough,
Reagan is still,

Running down the halls eating jello, with my medicine & juice.
Old man. [yeah, my mind's kinda funny, and I'm funny in my mind]
Running down the halls eating jello, with my medicine & juice.
NANCY! [yeah, my mind's kinda funny, and I'm funny in my mind]
Running down the halls and butt-naked, with my medicine & juice.
NANCY!!!!!!!! [yeah, my mind's kinda funny, and I'm funny in my mind]



::Ronald Reagan:::
How did I get here? (to STG) Who are you? Where's my Nancy? Nancy!!!!!!!!!!!!